2fat2fly

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  1. my thing ain't pointed in years I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. This is my "up to no good" face. Pay attention, you'll see it often I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. So, you're getting a head start planning Airtwardo's party? Who's making the geritol jello shots? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Don't make fun of me. Most people my age are....are....are.....hell, i forgot I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. No you're not-I spent most of the weekend puking my guts up, But I'm really considering showing up at The Farm this weekend to actually jump I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Search Results "popsjumper" "Brilliant witticisms " 0 results
  7. Yeah, line monkeys are so cute until they grow up to be A&Ps, or regress into becoming pilots
  8. OK, Jay-it's time to start on the t-shirts I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. At least your priorities are straight-crawfish outrank me anytime-sure, trivia's good. Now rest, you sounded really tired. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't do stupid crap like this all of the time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. See, he just doesn't appreciate the sacrifices that I make for him I might have to go out and sample Atlanta's offerings in the brass pole entertainment industry tonight I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. After finding out that kel and jay both jumped yesterday and realizing how bad the past year has been for me getting in the air, I'm forming Team Tartare, cuz it's RARE that I get to jump. Anyone else qualify? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Yet another dumbass moment-I'm in Atlanta for some training that I booked several months ago. I found out last night that it's one day longer than I though. I have made plans for the rest of the week that I'm going to have to alter--I just forgot I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Ned.....Ned Ryerson! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. That's my problem, I can't slip between bars, I keep going right into them-speaking of which, if the bar with the volleyball courts is still open in Oshkosh, wanna get a team together? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. That's better than having to tow it while doggy paddling I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Yep, that's twardo I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Twardo, it's all in who you know....or who you know and don't piss off
  18. It's the tree of life from the garden of eden-twardo got the shot when it was a sapling
  19. I really like airplanes, so logging jumps out of different ones is very cool to me. On the older birds, you're not just paying to jump, you're donating to keep a bit of history flying. For me, any warbird jump is worth it, Given the chance, I'd do the jet and balloon. The high altitude stuff doesn't appeal to me. Different strokes.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. This is my first demo flag given to me by Betsy Ross. I dated her grandmother. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. This is what we call the Very Open Accordian I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Now it's your turn to sniff my butt I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Pardon me, did you say something? I was outside savoring a smoke I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. You just can't fool that maternal instinct, can ya-I'll be fine, I just have always been told that if there's no fever you're not contagious. I really need to go in to the office tomorrow but if I'm going to make everyone sick-I won't I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. this would be so much cooler if it were a swoop pond and not me pissing myself on final I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried