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sort of back the the subject. an insult when I was in school was to refer to someone as a DWE (pronounces DeeWee) Dick With Ears. See you don't have to quote everyone

Is that how you refer to masturbation, "Handling the comedy"? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

scrawny bastards

No, from our one meeting I'd have to say that Chuck is unreal and cooler 'n hell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

'Tis a hard road that I must travel on for the benefit of others. Luckily, I'm just a giving kinda guy Sales: "You want answers?" Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!" Sales: "You want answers?!" Finance: "I want the truth!" Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!" Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility than you can't possibly fathom. You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in board meetings ... you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call! We use words like stop loss, cost management, network discounts and transparency. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people Who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!" Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do." Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

hey, it's not nearly as twisted as some of your new threads I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I can relate-my stress level just went way up. Unfortunately, my stress manifests as insomnia-but I now know that if I chew up 3 vicodens at bedtime I can get 5 hours of sleep More money will not reduce stress-make your choice wisely, you're the only you you've got I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

yeah, where were you when I had my vasectomy It'll be fine, just look away I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Really? I heard that you kept a photo under your pillow. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Of our 3 girls 1 is pound, 2 were stray, all were fixed as soon as possible. I figure if it was good enough for me, it's good enough for them. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

and got all the info she needed http://www.wyff4.com/education/13372744/detail.html I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Wrong, wrong, wrong. She gets a great deal of pleasure from chewing my ass. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I think that it's sitting beside my BEER I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Are you still mad that she called you a slut? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

It's only a very small part of my job-the rest of it sucks (going to airshows, Oshkosh, Sun-N-Fun, the Reno Air Races...) it just never ends I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I guess, with your age, great coffee is one of the few real pleasures she has to look forward to

No, they were flying in and the jump was cancelled. They jumped the next day. Have you got a report on the extent of injuries? I know he was in good shape, but I watched that pancake and I can't believe he didn't break his back I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

{[furiously searching the AD database]} I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

One of my best friends (and my former boss) moved to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. I told him that the locals would turn him in to a coffee fag in no time if he wasn't careful

It looks like I'm going to have to ride in a T-28 tomorrow morning. Isn't that just horrible I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Is there actually any coffee in something like that? Geesh what a fru fru girly drink-I'm going for the 'been in the pot since this morning' cup of maxwell house or whatever we have in the office. It'll put hair on your chest.

But why....vodka makes everyone my best friend. that's why I avoid it now I hope you recover quickly from whatever I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

can I get in the middle and make rude noises????? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Hey, hey--let's move away from making fun of my little "issue" with my waistline and go back to the cool people from ECS...except for psychobob who was unable to jump and unwilling to drag me out of the bar in a timely fashion I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried