2fat2fly

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  1. Yeah, I was at The Farm Saturday watching it rain (the real skydivers were still jumping-I'm not that motivated) and trying to figure out how bad would my total drive be if I ran out to visit you. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. How would you know? Every time I turn around you're on vacation-France, Italy, the recent jaunt to Malibu. Do you even remember where Texas is? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. The story says that the legal limit for minors is .02 . I think it;s the very last paragraph I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Wife-I wouldn't leave two children alone while I went to the DZ. It's just funny that today Liz was saying that she needed someone to go shopping with (she hates to shop so puts it off for as long as possible). I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. That's what hit me, too. A legal limit for minors? There has to be a valid explaination. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. I was thinking more of somebody to hang with Liz while I go jump I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. I had visions of two cops on a bike built for two-that would be funny I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Do not make fun of the Maple Leaf State
  9. you even remember what your rig looks like? Hey, are you still coming out to Oshkosh? Lemme know and I'll see if I have any passes for that day. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Aw, you gotta love Hayseed Dixie I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Wow, she's such a great kid. Are you sure you won't let us borrow her for a few years?
  12. Do sharks normally prey on sailfish? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Sorry, should have been poster children for sobriety-but I had a visitor and had to end my post prematurely....hey, it happens at my age I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Would that make you poster children? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. No Lie! I wanna cool moderator button. maybe one that says "Translate Drunken Post To English" or "Delete Stupid Crap I've Posted" would be good. Or better yet, a breathalizer attached to my laptop would be good. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Nah, I just took a poke that the form of you're that you used. If you think this is bad, look around at some of the abuse that I take around here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. hey! I've dowloaded that one. I'm waiting on Bolas to agree to another 12 hour road trip[sadistic evil grin] I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. I dunno, Hayseed Dixie does a pretty good job-yeah, it's too early in the morning for me to find a link. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. It would increase flow/volume which should affect pressure I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 2fat2fly

    I hate crows!

    My first though was to respond "No, I just know how to make a man happy" but that really doesn't sound right. So the corrected response is, "I know how life runs in my fantasy world."
  22. That depends on what kind of animal is pissing upstream I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Wouldn't that be a birthday suitor?
  24. 2fat2fly

    I hate crows!

    There you go-wear something cute, serve him a steak, and keep telling him how right he is. That's what a wife should do. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. First there was a bottle of scotch, then I started smoking and hanging around hoodlums, tramps, and other people from Alabama. It was a slippery slope that led to my downfall. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried