2fat2fly

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  1. They tried to fine me for indecent exposure but I got it thown out on lack of evidence I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. as long as your wife likes me, your opinion is nada I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. I'm a little pissed. He falls and just gets a ride to the hospital. I was in MB in '89 or '90 for the state firefighters convention and was safely rappelling down our hotel and I got kicked out and threatened with arrest They may have had a slight issue with the drunk part.......or the naked part I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. I'll be traveling through costal SC with a distributor rep. No fun to be had It'll be up to you to carry the flag of excess and debauchery I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. I was trying for a different one but was having trouble resizing the photo, so I revived Mr. Heatmeiser. Something about living in the southeast US this time of year makes it appropriate. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. My problem is that I'm gone so much that one headache can ruin a couple of months-Hell, this is the only pussy I've seen in 10 days I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Not anybody I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Hearing that from someone your age kinda redefines "climbing out of the primordial ooze" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. probably not, my sis and her husband have 8 kids and their house runs smoother than mine with just me and my wife. I personally couldn't do it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. She said that it was for that bitter taste. I'm guessing that she knows what she's talking about. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. 2fat2fly

    Bourne

    or..... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. listening to playboy radio the other night and Ginger Lynn was talking about some squirting dildo that she had. Apparently if you start with a plain yogurt base, add a dash of salt and crush up about a 1/4 aspirin-it simulates the flavor of semen. I wonder how much taste testing she had to do to get it right? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. I never thought that I would be writing this and to tell the truth I've always thought that these stories were fake. I was a student at a small, southern college.............................. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Of course I'm happy-I just heard that disco was on the way back I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. That was kind of tainted because it turned out that he was married to his sister, the teacher. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Guess what I'm not having for dinner tonight I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly

    Unbanned

    I've got 2 pair of socks and a tattoo older than you-you haven't been doing anything for a very long time
  18. 2fat2fly

    Unbanned

    Just south of the SC/GA border on I 85 is the Cafe Risque titty bar and grill. Driving past it with a coworker a few weeks ago and he referred to it as "The Yeast Feast" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. 2fat2fly

    Oxymoron

    Go get geared up and practice exits
  20. 2fat2fly

    Spinal Tap

    make sure they turn it up to 11 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Ah, one of the many ideas that I want to steal from your book....if my marketing manager ever lets me have my copy back. Me thinks I'll just have to buy another one....do you know anyone with enough stroke to get the author to autograph it? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Yeah, I kept meaning to go back and correct that to son but never got around to it. I got a note from ICAS (International Council of Air Shows) that a scholarship fund is being set up or has been. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. So, does that flag fly any differently than the one you started with that had only 13 stars? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Oh crap, he's done it-he's entered the SC and dragged us with him. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried