2fat2fly
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the ex-wife said that one of the (many) things she couldn't handle about me was how dangerous I got when bored. I rarely injured myself too badly, she was just a wimp
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ignore these cretins-pm me and I'll let you know when you owe me beer and where to ship/bring it. You can trust me
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did I mention that I'm in Georgia? let's not ask them for math or it could get ugly I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Correct, but I don't thiknk Babe's whiskey was a performance enhancing drug
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Slumber my ass-more like a get toasted and call people at 3:30 am party. Sorry I missed your call, the only place I could charge my phone last night was the bathroom outlet and I couldn't get there in time to answer I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Damn, i was on the phone with Tanya earlier and she said I was invited. I know that I can't cook so that must mean....wow, amazing what you can find out about yourself here
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Congrats, I almost had an epiphany once but she turned me down and I had to settle for her roommate helga I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I suppose anything involving vegetable oil, peanut butter, and feather dusters is right out I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Or Bolas I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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When my wife was working on her masters degree, she took a class in giving and scoring those personality tests so I ended up taking them all. I learned that I can slant the answers however I chose I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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where did you get a picture of airtwardo riding a bike backwards....oh, sorry-tardo's nose isn't that big I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nope, never tried but I've seen jay (thanatos340) do it and he's fairly androgenous so i don't think it's a gender related skill
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Well worth it-and there's a pretty good barbeque joint near by...oh, and he loves country music so make sure you play it really loud as you pull up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, it's not like I dragged my rig over a thousand miles just so we could get a jump in and he didn't even come out to the DZ or anything like that
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You should see my expense report where i have your wife listed but you're just "guest" I haven't turned it in yet-I think I'll change it to ****** Twar*** and Grandfather I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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leave as quickly as possible
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I miss the Unknown Comic I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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That's not smoke rising off of him, it's dust I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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chocolate....peanut butter? Two great taste that go great together. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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airtwardo's first demo I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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twardo family reunion I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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If you just want to laugh, here's a naked Airtwardo picture. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You still have time to delete this
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Which sitcom theme song from the 70's did you like best?
2fat2fly replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
had to go with Jeffersons just because I was singing it to my wife yesterday I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
That was the week that I called my (then) wife and said, "Hey, I'm at a bar with a really cute waitress on my lap-I may stay an extra day or two" There were a lot of things that were good ideas at the bar that we probably should have thought through a little better, but..... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried