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The roast billy vance thread, now this is funny shit
2fat2fly replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
Cut him some slack-I've seen the women in Auburn bars. I'd hide out in my room too. -
I'm just gonna hang my head in shame and walk away---I hope that she was just high. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, I got that one-funny thing is my bd is this week so they weren't too far off. I tried to convice Jay that he owed me beer since they were the first to wish me HBD--he wasn't falling for it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Now you're at the "I need to get the Blue (pill) to get it up" Isn' that what's called coming full circle? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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My personal best was just under 2 hours, but I want extra credit for nailing her in her boyfriend's truck. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You didn't ditto-you quoted the darn thing. Frikkin' Georgia public education....... Oh, I'd email you cool stuff if you'd clean out your inbox every once and awhile I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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We had a chick fake passing our at work one night because she didn't want to run a certain job (nasty, smelly) I got written up for drawing a chalk line around her as she lay on the floor. It was worth it. Just doing my part to contribute to thread drift I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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There's always the chance that he hit the pills first and that screwed his coordination on the plasma ventilation I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You're not a day late, you're 364 days early-cuz you're just that kind of forward thinking, motivated son-of-a-gun I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I just wanted to point out that you're even older now than you were when the thread started. That blur in your peripheral vision is your life passing you by at a really alarming rate. So, do you feel all better now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'm home in SC this week-well home today, in SC all week. I think I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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The locals are primarily Scot/Irish-the Half-Back yankees are the problem. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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It's a friggin turn signal-use it That's all-continue with what you were doing I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'll go have one for you to save you the hassle I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Or, if they play the other USC "They don't make Trojans big enough to cover our cocks" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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gimme time to think about who-they're in such a weak sister conference I'm having a hard time finding someone on their schedule that i can pull for without feeling emasculated I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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well, if the brakes pull left, knock the alignment out so that it pulls right-then you can drive without touching the wheel, just go ga, brake, gas, brake..
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Had to fix your typo on that one I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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For the first time in my life, I understand the term...doomsday clock
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So how weird am I? I kinda want to get Pepper Sprayed...
2fat2fly replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
Done it-you really don't learn anything interesting, trust me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
It's also much harder to get a cow in your apartment after the bars close I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I used to laugh like crazy back when the Carolina cheerleaders had "Go Cocks" printed on the butt of their uniforms I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, my wife emailed me the joke, but not the punchline. She wasn't happy when I called her in a panic at 11 last night when I read it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Oh, it's not like they can read well enough to be offended by it
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It's the skins. people will probably pay them for a good excuse to keep their backs to the field during a game