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I'll be in Rantoul-instead of a hotel I'll be hanging at the Benton Compound this year. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

A friend asked me if I was p*&^y whipped. I told him that I was PROUDLY whipped

I exist to give hope to ugly guys everywhere I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Unfortunately does not and will not jump. Oh, and yes she has a younger sister but she's blonde and hot, you wouldn't like her I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Add Anvilbrother, I'll be picking him up in Indy Friday evening. Somebody be waiting because after riding with me he'll need a drink or seven. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

That's an unusual cause and effect relationship. Well I lost a pair of goggles due to a nut under mal once-I ripped them off and dropped them trying to wipe the tears out of my eyes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

In a 172 and with 100LL prices what they are (wet rates are going up) That doesn't sound as unreasonable as it would have even a year ago. The schools have eaten the fuel increase for as long as they have and are having to raise prices now. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I come home early, I don't bar hop when I'm on the road, and why I'm the luckiest guy alive-my lovely bride. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I can't believe that this thread has gone so long without anyone making a "probing Gwen Stefani" comment. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

You know that you can always count on me to throw useless crap in your direction-shoot me the info and have a great weekend I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

And it might be a good time for some anal bleaching I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

75 south to I 10 (exit 435). 10 east to j'ville I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I liked how the article inserted sentences to explain what a taxiway ans runway are I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Oddly enough, I answered my phone a bit ago and got a "I dialed the wrong number" and a hang up-I looked at the number and it was the ex-wife's-weird I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/30/airport.chase/index.html I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

If so, I'll send my ex out for a while. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Why did they stop putting the accordian folded can liners in there-now too many of them are broken I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

This fits here Male Sensitivity Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just ! had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends," B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.! " 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you mastur bate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

You so suck-my wife is playing wedding director for the daughter of one of our friends so I'm obligated to be her arm candy for the associated events. Blows my whole weekend. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Was out for lunch and the tv above the bar (remember, I'm in sales) was showing a police chase in Phoenix-the driver got on to the airport and was passing planes on the taxiway. They got him when he tried to drive through a chain link fence. What did the passengers on those flights think when a pick-up passed them doing 90 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

And she will eventually leave you broken, battered, bleeding, and poverty stricken.....or maybe things will be cool

Especially since I don't like cats

Probably fake. Why would someone pose for a photo "having their way" with a dead moose? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

click-click-boom I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Ick!! (that was manly, wasn't it?) I hate spiders! Hell, I jump out of airplanes, I've run IN to burning buildings, I've gotten married.......TWICE-but I am terrified of spiders. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried