Rebecca
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OK, so this little story fits perfectly: Just got a phone call: Bobby: Hi, this is Bobby from Houston Gym. I was calling to let you know your membership is due to expire this month. Me: Oh, tee hee. Bobby: We're actually running a special, so your renewal would be $100 less than your inital membership, plus you get one month free. Say, when's the last time you were in here? Me: Last year. Bobby: Oh. Girl, we got to get you in here!! Me: Yeah, I bought a full year thinking it would eliminate the excuse no to go... apparently not... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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What, you can't do it yourself, pansy boy? Oh no she di'in't!! She did NOT just go there!! Whatcha gonna do Remsy wemsy? Huh? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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YESSSSS! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Germany was taking pictures of speeding motorists - the people, not just the plates - and sending them to the offenders' homes. After one too many high-level official / politician was caught by the wife with a picture of the mistress in the passenger seat, they changed it to a non-picture ticket if there's more than one person in the car... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Ahha! Thanks! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Ooh! Good ideas Jim and Wendy! Nate, call me a snob, but IKEA's not my idea of a furniture shop (great for other stuff though). I'll try the Houston Chronicle ads first Wendy, but if that fails, I'll take you up on the swap-n-shop idea. Thanks guys! Keep 'em coming! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Since this is a multi-talented, semi-omniscient crowd, I figured some of you must know something about furniture. I'm looking around for some actual home office furniture. That card table ain't doin' the trick anymore. I am totally willing to spend the money for quality, but I am not willing to pay for brand name mark-up. Pottery Barn has good looking stuff, I'm just not sure it's worth it (does the quality match the price?) Anyone have any tips, guidelines, recommendations for getting a nice furniture without that extra markup? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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I was listening to a councilman on the Buzz this week, and he was saying that the number of red-light-runner accidents in this city is ridiculous, and that he'd be happy making 0 money if the cameras actually deterred those who think yellow means go faster... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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LOL....I totally agree! Just think how pleasant the work environment would be if you could slap the fuck out of someone because of their stupidity. 'Couse that would mean I'd have to take a few licks myself... being an occasional dumbass and all... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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LOVED IT!!! You know, it's a real problem that in today's world, you can't just beat sense into those who need it so very very desperately... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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I think they should be given community service putting their mad skillz to work by cleaning offensive graffiti and painting cool city-themed murals. I've seen some really cool work from the window of a passing train - it could be a city-showcasing arrival for travelers... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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I can't. I have to examine my groovy aunt. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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He's back together with his ex Vicki Stubing. We are all swingers and had some fun. Sex with old people is weird though. Dude, Vicki's his daughter. That's just sick. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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It was the dog. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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It all depends on my mood! And besides "fast" and "slow" are different metrics for guys and girls. A guy's fast would be most girls' supersonic, and a girl's slow would be most guys' slow 5x over... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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What? You mean about how girls fart? All of them? Even the hottest of hotties? We poo too, you know. See, you don't have to listen to my mouth. Listen to my ass instead!
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I wonder if I'm the only one that immediately pictured girls farting on you? Yes, yes you are, you freaky little monkey. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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But a burned brown-eye, now THAT'S priceless! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Grit poseur. That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen posted! Uh, thank you, thankyouverymuch! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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You know what cracks me up? 99.999% of all 'dumbass' home videos are of GUYS intentionally doing something retarded to themselves, their asses, friends' asses, the pet, you name it... What is it that makes them do that? Why don't girls do it too? I know it's not 'cause we're smarter - dumbass is an equal opportunity condition... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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That is SO hot. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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I just had cheese grits this morning... Just tear a couple packs and dump in the bowl, add a cup of water and nuke it... yummy Grit poseur. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Your doggie ran away?? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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Psh. Our cat just plays with any bugs she finds until she's bored, then she merrily lets them go on about their way... I keep trying to explain "earning her keep", but she just blinks, meows, and leads the way to her food dish. Worthless pussy. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction Roger wilco, good buddy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?