Rebecca

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  1. That's the rationale... but it's still weird... I'm gonna look into this... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  2. OK honey. See, the guy on the right is sitting in front of a BOMB. He's delicately trying to deactivate it without blowing himself to Kingdom Come. The sonofabitch is about to pop an inflated paper bag right behind him.... Let's see what happens... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  3. Yeah kinda like this old hag NSFW!!! warning - if you just ate lunch wait a half hour before opening I hate you. I hate you so very much. Oh God, how I hate you. runs outside (AGHHHHHHGGGGGHHH!!! MY EYYYYYES!!!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  4. Apparently, it's a 12th century European innovation, so it's not not even a NEW way of doing things! It's just weird. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  5. Yeah, nothing like that naturalness of cutting down a tree, bringing it inside, sticking it in a bucket of water and putting ornaments and lights all over it when it is right side up! I MEAN, trees don't grow like that! At least a nice fake tree LOOKS like a cut real one. The girls are right - it looks like a Christmas Funnel! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  6. It's weird, and I don't like it! Here's a picture of Hammacher Schlemmer's $600 product. It just seems wrong and unnatural. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  7. Rebecca

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    BADASS!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  8. He's a wood duck? Bill's a DECOY??? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  9. And we still fell for it... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  10. The young padawon shows great wisdom! The fatal flaw in clothing optional recreation... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  11. You didn't bring cookies to this thread. I like cookies. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  12. Nope. I get purple and swollen. You mean like Barney?? No, silly girl. Like Grimace. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  13. Man, that's dedication. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  14. So, what's your sig line all about? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  15. Not just fire. What got Zeus really pissed was when the little blighter tried to trick him into eating bones and gristle instead of the prime cuts of beef. Y'know, if we're being picky and all Well that's 'cause those greedy bastards wanted all the good stuff for themselves. They're GODS! They don't need nuthin' but sweet ambrosia and nectar - why they gotta be jackin' the filets too? I tell you what... let that mofo Zeus try that lameass swan routine on me. I put a cap in his feathery cloaca... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  16. Taxes will take 40-50% on a prize that large. Believe me, I could spend it, and spend it well. I would call it the Rebecca Fund, and it would be good. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  17. That cannot be real! Even photoshop needs something to work with - I'm guessing the real deal isn't much smaller... If it IS real, well then that's just freakish and a suffocation hazard. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  18. I bet I did! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  19. Well, I guess that's about as long-shot an investment strategy as the lottery... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  20. I don't know much about these things, so the only word of advice I have is: tell the truth until they ask if you're crazy. Then lie. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  21. OMG!! I was thinking the same thing! Uh, look... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  22. As I understand, with the cash option you get the present value of the jackpot (roughly half) minus all applicable taxes (again, 40-50%), and the rest is yours to fuck up your life with. (Statistically, winning the lottery is not a blessing for those who don't know what to do with it.) So, a $225 million lottery should net you somewhere in the neighborhood of $55 million. This is a good idea if you think you can earn a higher rate of interest than the discount rate used to calculate present value. If you're not financially savvy, leave it to the state to dole out your money so you can't screw it up too badly... (well the option of screwing up badly is actually always there) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  23. Nice. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  24. Yes. Yes they do. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  25. See? That's what I'm talking about. You probably won't forget that "I was thiiiiis close" moment, will you? That sucks. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?