Rebecca

Bah, I don't know nothin', 'cept that it made me chuckle. Chucklehead. Seriously, that header is BS- people seem to feel that putting some plausible-sounding preface in front of situations makes them more 'real', therefore more funny. Shoulda just left it out when I copied it. I've also seen the same ones labeled as Air Force, Navy, Continental, whathaveyou... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh. OK. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I can't imagine not wanting to be a Canadian.

Toldja dogs eat anything. I really liked the song and dance scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where Willie Scott, played by Kate Capshaw, who is Steven Spielberg's wife, sang "Anything Goes", and then Indie (and we all know who plays him) drank the poison champagne and lost the antidote AND the diamond in the spilled ice, and chaos ensued. I'm glad I'm tall enough to reach the gas pedal. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Bwahaha! Code phrase! I forgot about that... In college, our code phrase was "Makin' cookies" Is ChopChop out of the doghouse yet, Skymama? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yes, that is in fact MY left eyeball. I tried getting both up, but the picture was too big, and shrinking it distorted the picture... If you require more than my word for it, there are several dz.commers who can corroborate my claim. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Um, I'm pretty sure at the time the name was created, the word 'toilette' referred to the general rituals of grooming one's self- bathing, applying make-up, styling hair, etc. And then commode became toilet somewhere along the line... Wait, someone's bound to bust out Webster's on this... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks for the article. I think it's awesome if you have the opportunity to expand your possibilities. While I would never give up US citizenship, I would gladly emigrate with/for my husband and enjoy all that his country has to offer. I'd just always want the option of coming back... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Didnt the US gov. grow up and stoped that nonsense a while ago? I would hope so! Hell, if you can do both, go for it! Much as I love the US, not everyone in the world does, so like Blue said, a second passport could come in really handy at times. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I can't imagine not wanting to be an American. What are the pros of becoming Canadian? What's involved? Will you have to give up US citizenship? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Are you sure that's ALL he eats? Dogs will eat just about anything- especially when you're not looking (shoes, toilet water, bugs...) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Something? I think it was someone. No it was something - a hijack!! I knew you guys wouldn't resist a reference like that! And another one to match! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Kill a kitten... umm not yet... gimme a min....UUUUUG. im done! Ew. I hope you covered your keyboard with a towel or something... Damn. That was fast. I'm jealous. Shh. Do you hear that? Something's coming... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks for posting this. I'm about ready to give it another try. Back in February, I tried to quit for Lent, and that lasted about three days. I need to take your suggestion and just do something else. Luckily, my guy doesn't smoke, and while he says it doesn't bother him, it's still easier to not smoke simply because he doesn't. Lately I've been waking up coughing and tasting the smoke from the night before. That's disgusting. And I get winded pretty easily. That's pathetic. Plus, I certainly don't want to encourage wrinkles. All that said, and known, and it's still so hard... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Kill a kitten... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Lawdy- I know how you feel. I was just in a three-hour meeting on financial reporting tools. After lunch, lights off, and a speaker with the softest, most soothing little voice. nod...nod...EYES OPEN!...nod...nod...zzzzzzzzzzz...sleep jerk!, 'Oh shiit- everyone just saw me snap awake.' Ugh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Or the little old lady with C4 stuffed in the leg of her cane... Or the ubiquitous dorky looking business traveller with a rumpled suit and James Bond incendiary gizmo... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hi! How's it goin', dude? All well on your end? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Exactly. Thanks Judy! Not defending predjudice, xenophobia or anything like that, BUT- people form opinions based on observation (most of the time). When a person has one bad experience, they might think "Wow, that's guy is a jerk!" Throw in ten more bad experiences with people who share a characteristic, and I don't care how enlightened or logical that person is- he's going to have a hard time NOT extending his opinion to all who share that characteristic. 'Course, you don't always have to voice that opinion in a public forum, right? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

true dat. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks!

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Ack! I feel like quite a 'tard for not anticipating the development of this thread... It got WAY serious and even mean in some posts, which was not- I repeat, NOT- my intention. Just to be clear- I posted this for fun (again though, 'DUH Becca!', for not seeing this coming) I am not against any one nationality, and will gladly poke fun at my own country. In fact, if you're gonna laugh at someone else (truly one life's pleasures), then you have to be able to laugh at yourself, too. Absurd shit is universal. While I'm sure everyone here is patriotic and proud to be whatever nationality you are, we ALL need to lighten TF up. Life is too short to take anything THIS silly too seriously. OK, my $.02- carry on. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

OMG!! Bwahahaaaa!! Hilarious! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?