Rebecca

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  1. Gross. I'm not into that, but I do intensely enjoy eargasms. Man, I haven't had a good eargasm in a while... oh they're so good when you just stand there twirling the Q-tip and your eyes roll up from the pleasure... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
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    My odd dog

    Ugh!! Kitty Snickers! My Daisy girl looooves the cat poop! So gross. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  3. "How much for your women?" "Mind if we dance wif yo dates?" I have no idea what the previous two quotes were referring to, but it reminded me of this one! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  4. I'm gonna puke. AFFLEK? Yeah, maybe his brother... DEFINITELY his best buddy Matt (Droool) But Benny? I SAID NO CHODES!! And I did say striking blue eyes. I bet he paid to get on the list. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  5. Oh ick! I used to get strep all the time - if it was in the air, it found me. Rotten stuff. Then I got my mutant tonsils out, and I haven't had strep since! Feel better soon Sarah! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  6. Yeah, the reaper lurks, and it's the stupid assholes on wheels out to do his job for him. There was a freak on the highway this morning, going well above the speed of traffic, which was already over the limit, jerking in and out of lanes, 6-inches from the bumpers of other cars, no indicator. He swerved into the space I had left in front of my car with a hair's breadth between him and the poor little Geo Metro in front. Then he was shaking his crazy long mullet like a girl trying to fluff her hair. He was jamming to the radio, and sticking his head out the side, and at one point, he ended up next to me and gave me a slimy, sleazy grin. Yeah, the reaper's using that one too, sooner or later. Glad you're OK, dude. Good reflexes.
  7. Damn. I'd hire you! You look like you mean bidniss! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  8. That is SO COOL! Hmm... interesting gift for a bartender... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  9. HOOORAYYY!!! I get to see Brits and meet Tim!! You gotta come out girl! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  10. YEAH 'Manda!!! Pretty-please come out and hang with us - we need more than just one fine girly-bootay at the table! Our boy Neil will be joining us as well, though a bit later than 6ish. Count = 3 + Amanda and posse?
  11. Duh! Of course not, ya big galoot! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  12. [Dumb and Dumber] So you're sayin there's a chance......... [/Dumb and Dumber] Bwahahaha! Perfect reply! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  13. Anytime sweety! Just promise me first dibs when you dump the loser. I don't know who you're talking about, since I only date wonderful, sweet, hot, surfer bartenders with gorgeous hair and a huge... ...desire to make me happy... but you're on the list baby! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  14. Neil, you have to come out! I haven't seen you since that concert I think... who were we seeing that night? Modest Mouse? I'll be there somewhere around 6:00, give or take 15 minutes for traffic. PM with digits on the way... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  15. gasp! Now she's pretty embarassed! And flattered!
  16. But do you remember me telling you that you had the "Hot Librarian" thing going on........ No, I didn't have it going on that night - that's when I put my hair up and wear a proper little button-down with my long skirt (that has a side-slit up to the thigh) Just glasses isn't enough - has to be the whole outfit. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  17. Hey! I don't remember those pics - they're pretty good, 'cept for the geek in glasses... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  18. OK, spontaneous happy hour tonight to discuss jumping and currency. Slappie and I will be there. Who's in? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  19. No we need to go get current together. I understand you've taken a leave of absense from the sport also. Hmm. Interesting proposal... Yes, I have taken a leave, and I'm not sure when it's going to end. Hey, whatcha doing tonight? Do you and any other DZ.commers in Houston want to grab a beer and discuss? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  20. Where are you getting Mate? Do you have the proper little cup and straw? I used to drink that in Argentina... better than coffee, that's for sure! I haven't seen it around town though. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  21. So? What do you want, a cookie? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  22. Shhhh no one is supposed to agree with me. You'll blow my meanie rep on the forums. Oh! Oh, I mean, PSH! YOU?!! NICE?? Yeah, if you mean nice like a pissed off charging rhinocerous is nice! Nice, my ass, you jerk-in-real-life!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  23. Ouch indeed!! Man! I still feel bad about chasing my little brother right into my mom's cigarette. She was facing the TV, delicately holding her cigarette up, my brother was looking back at me, but running forward - he turned his head at just the right moment to smash the ember with his eyeball. It didn't do any lasting damage, but it was scary! We were about 11 & 7... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  24. nodding in confirmation Yup, he shore is!
  25. Yeah, we wouldn't call that "making love" either. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?