Rebecca

Every woman's pregnancy is different - your wife passed out doing light housework, and I had a 6-month pregnant aerobics instructor kick my ass... It's about a.) knowing your body b.) knowing your history and c.) making an informed choice based on the welfare of the baby. Wendy's story exemplifies the process I think I would go through if pregnant and jumping... though I might come to a different conclusion based on history or how I actually feel while pregnant. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Aww!! He's sooo cute!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, it's so lovely. She was so beautiful. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Shouldn't that be the Post Whorse? I love it!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Dude, Betty all the way. Betty is toned and energetic and fun and loyal. Veronica's not in shape. She doesn't lift a finger unless she's shopping. And she's boring. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Nice! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well I'd say that's a clear pimpfee loophole right there. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Not cured, but it sure is entertained! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

And the biological clock abruptly STOPS ticking. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Me too! Then you'll get stuck talking about feelings and have to fight off the strong snuggle time desires. OK, there's the problem: Chocolate quality isn't high enough. A properly presented SMALL golden box of Godiva is the way to go. There will be no time for feelings or snuggles, only time to unwrap and slowly savor while you quietly disappear. And a small box negates the possibility of her consuming a week's worth of calories in one sitting and then blaming you for it... Not that any female cool enough to be your wife or be on this site would do that... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Another reason for a guy to have a small cache of emergancy chocolate handy. Comment made, then before getting attacked, toss the chocolate for a distraction and leave the area. The chocolate will distract long enough for escape and it will also help some of the aformentioned condition. Ah, excellent strategy!! Have you considered presenting the chocolates first, and possibly without a PMS-related comment? Or is the confirmation of PMS via reaction to the comment a prereq for the chocolate? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

HA! I dont' do that...often, or atleast in ear shot. 'Tis a very risky undertaking. You are wise to exercise care. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

You call that handy? Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Man, you could pop open a beer on that hipbone. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Bullshit. Guys chemical levels in their bodies change and go through cycles as well. That has been proven. The balance of hormornes in men change significantly over their life time as well. I know Dave! I meant "legitimate" because they don't have a handy acronym for it. Or do they? Cause many guys seem willing to diagnose PMS in women... I'd like the same option. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh thank God they're willing to share. I was about to die from jealousy. Edit: wait a sec - Walt, I bet you started this because you kept looking at the "Can you drive a stick?" thread and thought, "Heh heh, 'stick'. I can drive MY stick...hee hee" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yep, they get PMS too, only without the legitimate fluctuation of hormones and debilitating cramps. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

It's NOT a beauty pageant! It's a scholarship program. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

You're welcome. We all need a good swift one every now and then. Sorry about the pointy toes. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

CONGRATULATIONS Stacey and Galen!! Seriously, there needs to be another hookups registry page for the DZ.marrieds in this place, with: Date registered Date first PM sent Date met in person Date married And of course, pictures. Whaddaya think HH? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Here, take a **KICK** in the keister to go with the smack. Did that help?

How do you pronounce that? Without thounding thilly? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well then, I'd venture to say you could be something of a hero to the boy...

Your presence will likely make more of an impact than a gift, but it's a really nice thought. I don't know if this helps, but here's what I would consider: 1.) How much mobility does he have? If he can't use his hands, a video or audio gift might be better than a toy. If he has vision limitations, a little-kid mp3 player loaded with appropriate, happy music would rock...(I think they make those, with the easy buttons?) 2.) If he can sit up and use his hands, something engaging, like a picture book or deck of picture cards or something handheld, like the current version of a speak-n-spell, but for 3-yr olds... careful of sharp edges or anything he could accidentally harm his wounds with, God forbid. 3.) This is tough. I don't know what the "unique" connection is, but is there any symbol that might represent something to him? Like, you went to the zoo, and his favorite thing was the polar bear (polar bear video & stuffed animal), or he likes to watch NASCAR with you (NASCAR video & picture book)... edit: Or, duh, he thinks skydiving is cool: skydiving video... That's all I got. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Classic! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?