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Someone call Freeatlast. James Mcalinden Works in and around London. I cant get through www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Craig Poxon You out there? www.myspace.com/durtymac
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The Latest http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/4659093.stm www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Go on then. I heard summat about the boy getting kidnapped too www.myspace.com/durtymac
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The most DISGUSTING thing that's ever happened to you
highfly replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
He he reminds me of a tandem master in the UK. He Is quite racist and he had an Indian tandem passenger turn up on the dz. All he was doing was complaining about how he had this "fooking Paki " as a tandem passenger He's the sorta bloke you wouldnt tell to shut up. Unless you wanted a smack. He he all the way to altitude the passenger was feeling a little worse for wear. I was expecting the unexpected and there it was. Just as he excited the aircraft I could see a brown stream exiting from the passengers mouth. It looked a little like Chicken Korma The stream proceded to cover the TI's face, jumpsuit and rig. The only trouble was was the TI's kit was very patriotic in colour i.e. Red white and Blue. He he. He got his www.myspace.com/durtymac -
Well there I was all prepared yesterday for a 2 hr long episode of Lost. It was the finale episode of season 1. Had my dinner on my lap, beer on the table, doobie rolled for desert and "ping"............................................................................................................. A BLACKOUT Finished my dinner, beer and desert and waited and waited and waited. I watched the clock 1 hr had passed. As you would expect I was getting very agitated by this point. Finally the lights came back on. The tv turned on automatically and there it was. Jack And Locke looking down the shaft into the darkness. WTF happened? Can someone tell me please. After 13 odd weeks of religiously watching something I get fucked over . Damn you power company. www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Hey Wolfie can you smell my esophagus? www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Its ya mum Ive been jerking off to. How do you think my eyes got like this? www.myspace.com/durtymac
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A Home made metal match box with a strong magnet stuck under your car is a great place to keep a spare key. After getting skaned for $55 to open my car in seconds I decided to get a little metal box and a magnet. Cost me $2.50. Now I have no probs
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Saline sounds like a very good Idea. The hills have eyes www.myspace.com/durtymac
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So what does that achive Monky? www.myspace.com/durtymac
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I dont think it'll ever work Frenchy. You know women they just wanna stick their noses into everything. www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Looks like your'e gonna spit in her face www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Fuck my eyes are hurting. I have been rubbing them all day. I have even been pulling them to get rid of the pain. ANyone got any suggestions? www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Its so ugly its almost cute. www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Its my Birthday and not a single PM from anyone....
highfly replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
I wouldnt worry about it. I didnt get any either and my burfday is on the 4th July. So no excuse for people to forget. www.myspace.com/durtymac -
The most DISGUSTING thing that's ever happened to you
highfly replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I was sat in a board meeting with high management. I really needed to fart, but I knew it wouldnt be smelly as I had let a few off before I went in. I slowly ejected my little pocket of poison gas into the air, but as I was squeezing I proceded to squirt out some bottom water. As you can imagine this smelt a lot worse than my pocket of gas.. It's so difficult to leave a board meeting normally ,but this time I didnt have any problems. I made my excuses got up and walked out. Only a little later did I realise that it had soaked through my beige trousers. I quit my job shortly after that. -
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Dont fuck with bubbles. http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm www.myspace.com/durtymac
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63679&item=4555387643&rd=1 www.myspace.com/durtymac
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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Other/auction-29170679.htm www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Check this guys chalk drawings out. Pretty fookin fantastic http://gprime.net/images/sidewalkchalkguy/ www.myspace.com/durtymac
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http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/novelties/novelties_2aa.html Check out the new line in decanters Have a look at the rest of the site too. It's pretty interesting stuff if not a little twisted. www.myspace.com/durtymac
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Get the video cameras at the ready. www.myspace.com/durtymac