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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4492814.stm www.myspace.com/durtymac

It isnt a fake. Its all done to the music. He has some sorta computer controll device. www.myspace.com/durtymac

The diary of an English migrant that's only been here a short time. Oh and by the way - Queensland has long been described as known as 'Beautiful one Day, Perfect the next'. Obviously its not everyones cup of tea... SEPTEMBER 1ST Said goodbye to England a few weeks ago now and have been loving life in Brisbane! Now this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a deck chair on my veranda tonight, it was beautiful. I've finally found my home, I love it here. SEPTEMBER 13TH Really heating up now. Got to 32 today. Not a problem, live in an air-conditioned house, drive an air conditioned car to an air conditioned office. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. SEPTEMBER 30TH Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants. What a breeze to maintain. Another scorcher today but I love it here. OCTOBER 10TH It's not been below 30c all week. How do people get used to the heat? At least today was a bit windy but it's taking longer than I thought to adjust to the heat and humidity. OCTOBER 15TH Fell asleep by the pool and got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. Got to respect a climate like this. OCTOBER 20TH I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at lunch Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag. The car now smells like Wiskettes and cat shit. Learned my lesson, no more pets in the heat. OCTOBER 25TH The wind sucks. It feels like a giant bloody blow dryer! It's hot as hell. The home air conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts. OCTOBER 30TH Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. Bloody $450,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? NOVEMBER 4TH Its 35 degrees. Finally got the air con fixed today. It cost $500 to get the temperature down to 25, but this humidity make it fell like 30! Stupid repairman, I hate this stupid place. NOVEMBER 8TH If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to strangle him. Bloody heat. By the time I get to work my cars radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet and I smell like baked cat!! NOVEMBER 9TH Went out after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the car. I thought my arse was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and my arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat. NOVEMBER 10TH The weather report might as well be a bloody recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really 'warm up' next week. Doesn't it ever rain? NOVEMBER 14TH Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 36 today. Now the air con has gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said "hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $2500 house payment to bail my arse out of jail for assaulting the repairman. Bloody Brisbane. What kind of sick demented idiot would want to live here? DECEMBER 1ST WHAT??????? This is the first day of Summer?????? You are fucking kidding!!!!!!!!!!!! www.myspace.com/durtymac

Shit King Sinker Your turds were far better than mine. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Nope you dont get any credit for it. Its how they say it in Birmingham. West Midlands. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Thats some scary shit eh? Imagine that happening while you were upstairs asleep. Buy a SMOKE ALARM everyone!!!!!! www.myspace.com/durtymac

Fookin nothing in there to dirty it............. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Sweet pics. Made me feel dizzy looking through them quickly. Got a pic of the mount? www.myspace.com/durtymac

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Coldplay killed it for me when they bought that new album. Its like a squeal film. Same actors same story line just a little bit of different scenery. Coldplay will NEVER top Parachutes. You should keep your ear out for Jack Johnson, SJD , & Breaks Co-op (Kiwi Artists) Great stuff. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Yeah Great Album when it came out. Made the unfortunate mistake of killing it though and now I dont listen to it at all. Ah well. Onto James Blunt instead www.myspace.com/durtymac

My mum used to be an ambulance driver. She went on a call one night to pick up a dead un. When she got there it was an old man who was in his 80's. HE had died in his chair that night. His wife was also in attendence. As my mum and her partner picked up the corpse it let a massive fart out. It was so loud she actually dropped the body onto the floor. He landed on his head too. Funnily though just after he farted the wife said that nothing had changed with him even when he was dead and after my mum had picked him up off the floor she told my mum that he was always pissed and falling onto his head too. My mum was a little freaked out by farts for a while www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well they put a limit on people for 7 tickets. I reckon that maybe 10k of those will be bought by touts. They will sell for at least $300 each. They were for sale at $99. Its started already. http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/listings/listings_search_results.asp?searchtype=GENERAL&searchstring=U2&searchregion=100&go.x=15&go.y=12 www.myspace.com/durtymac

There were 32,000 tickets up for grabs this morning. They sold out in 90 mins Was gonna get mine tomorrow too www.myspace.com/durtymac

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I used ot go out with a stripper/lapdancer. I spent 3 months with her. She told me what she done before we started seeing each other. To be honest It didnt really bother me as I knew she wasnt shagging anyone (so she told me) I was always offered a "dance" from her but I didnt want to see what she done for a job. I was more interested in her as a person. Mind you she was a great lay. I think they call them "gushers"? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Im not your friend www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ive ripped them out and threw them out of the window. Right in front of my manager too. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well my Office just had an earful of your website music. Fuck its loud. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Nah I dont reckon it qualifies unless you get banned. You cant call yourself a "real member" until you get banned. ANd by member I dont mean dropzone.com member. www.myspace.com/durtymac

COME ON FUCKTARDS WHERE ARE YOU HIDING AT? Shit Im here already www.myspace.com/durtymac

Now that would be good. A whole bucket full splashed over everyone. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Sorry I have been told to come and tell you its a repost by WPC Flyangel 2. Sorry I missed this earlier www.myspace.com/durtymac

http://www.redrockballoonrally.com/gallery/index.html# Some sweet pics here. Some of those Balloons are so close to the canyon side its scary www.myspace.com/durtymac

Make sure your xmas lights are in good working order or the kids may be sad. http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1049/ www.myspace.com/durtymac