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  1. OK I must stop This Haiku thing is creepy fingers keep counting..
  2. Come and jump with us!! I promise we are nice folks The weather here rocks
  3. Seb I did not know You have Sunshine under there I'll leave you alone
  4. Meg-a-booty GOOD You are the LIZALISHIUS Much better than BIM
  5. No beer for Lizzie? OH MY GOD WHAT WILL SHE DO? Hope she won't fling poo.
  6. Is it 4:30? I think it is 3:30. Tell boss go home now
  7. Lizzie called me BIM Gork and Seb called me that once Need new nickname please
  8. I would like a beer I will stop by if I can what time you go home?
  9. I can't do haiku I don't like flying monkeys I want to go home
  10. I bought the guy I been dating for a year a really cute card, he got me nothing but did take me to my favorite pizza place which was awesome, BUT then he continued to talk for 2 hours about how much Valentine's Day sucks. Then the next morning he said maybe I should be dating other people.... alls i gots to say is OUCH. On the other hand though, I did get to hang out with my buddy Sebazz right after work for a while and that was great.
  11. I still remember the whole song.... Magic and mystery were part of their history along with the secret of Gummi Bearie juice The magic is growing they take pride in knowing the fight for whats right is whatever they choose... GUMMI BEARS bouncing here and there and everywhere.... Great show indeed, wonder whatever happened to it.
  12. I can't believe nobody mentioned Tom and Jerry, or the Gummi Bears? Remember the Gummi Bearie juice? OK-I am a chick though, but Transformers and GI Joe were pretty cool too...
  13. Tell that rifle-dropper to get new material - we went though all these before with the Challenger explosion. I did...
  14. My ex-husband (who just so happens to be french) sent me an awful email this morning asking me if I knew what NASA will now stand for (it's awful, don't ask). I think this will be my response to his attempt at humor. Thanks!!!
  15. Love bites......love bleeds......it's bringing me to my knees.
  16. tempting...very tempting Succomb to temptation. You've GOT to be hungry by friday. Do I sense some chemistry? A dz.com love connection in the makings???? Oh liz.....how exciting.....you deserve to have a nice hookitt take you out to lunch. GO.
  17. My friends they all rock We jump out of planes so high And freefall with smiles
  18. celljumper

    I cut my...

    While visualizing what a guy has to do to shave his nuts, I cut my _____ while I was shaving last night.
  19. We could call him "Cut" "Scratch" "Itchy Bawls" something How about just cutnut?
  20. sweet meg...you are the one that complained about the cut nut thread and here you go starting it up again Hey man, I was just told to POST POST POST. Just doing what I'm told here. Not complaining.
  21. Did the balls get cut? were they bleeding? are you sure it was a fork? could it have been a razor? were you trying to shave the lions balls?
  22. Curiosity....gota problem with it? Maybe he was trying to make peanut butter. I don't know. J/K
  23. You know how the girls have the "women only" section? Well, maybe the guys need a section of their own as well to discusss hair removal from their , uh.... you know, as well as other things they may want to discuss that the women (and some men) just don't wanna get the visual of..... just my opinion....