promise5

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  1. Honestly I don't know how the fuck he does it. All those posts in the Team Room There's teams???? Hey, how come I didn't get picked?? At the Animal Farm......You ain't [GREEN]GREEN[/GREEN] crap, now I have to be green? I'm plaid does that count?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  2. Honestly I don't know how the fuck he does it. All those posts in the Team Room There's teams???? Hey, how come I didn't get picked?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  3. aaahhhhh I see. not really but I'll say I do. like a wing as in wing suit and nut as in crazy? or am I over thinking this No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  4. It's amazing that a guy is so proud over this when women have been waxing for years!!! Now, when they start getting laser done then they can start bragging No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  5. I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? That joke started about 10 years ago on DZ.com. You've been registered for less than 10-weeks. Yup, you're the noob. whew! at least I know there actually is a wingnut. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  6. Heeeeyyyyy that's so not fair. We should start over every month. I was going to say every year but I haven't been here that long No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  7. well, then if I'm the noob I can't be a post whore No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  8. I'm noob???? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  9. That has to be the name of a jump No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  10. I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  11. I don't get it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  12. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? a former hide and seek champion First blonde joke!! Knew the thread was going to get there eventually so I decided to get a jump on everyone No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  13. Great, another little girl that could whip my bum. eeekkkk No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  14. promise5

    Golf Jokes

    Tried going to a driving course once, uumm yeah I'm not allowed a club in my hands anymore. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  15. Coffe pot next to the bed? I think its a great idea. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  16. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  17. Now that would be something to see. Should take a pic next time
  18. promise5

    Erotica

    I never let my mind wander No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  19. I'm not a lunatic! I'm just a blonze. blunde? Oh wait blonde!! whew, you would think my leap pad would come with spell check. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  20. I was going to comment but then... Vader No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  21. What is a militia? Most states have what is called a State Defense Force (SDF). These Militias are the only force that states now have to actually protect it self from the Federal Govt.. These State Defense Forces are not typically provided with weapons. Hell, they have to even provide their own uniforms. IF and when the Federal Govt. turns on the people, by banning all "Assault Rifles" they effectively reduce these SDF's to handguns and shotguns. This is what they 2nd amendment is about. Flame away. Nope, I don't think flame throwers are legal Did people forget the "infringed" part??ugh No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  22. Oh no, but there is a twin promise
  23. Keyboard life expectancy is very low around here! Its that gorilla!!! Sorry, but a horny gorilla shows up and I'm a goner. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.
  24. Have you got your tickets to Fitz yet? Don't hate me I'm going to summer fest in Chicago hopefully. Much better for my vacation time No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried.