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LOL! those are so much better! those won't die on or prick me!!!

oh, that would just be sad.... (hang on a sec)

so just when I am feeling down and low...someone walks into my office with a big armful of long stem red roses...my face brightens as he hands them to my office mate...and everyone that walks in says "oh cindy...who gave you the flowers!" and I say "WTF!!! why do you assume they are for her..? and they just look at me like, why would we assume they are for you......(today is my 6 month anni here.. )

why do you have to be so hurtful???

Here's one for for ya, honey...I'll flash ya!!!

One day while I was walking, reading a magazine, waiting for a tram, something bit my foot. I looked down

oohhh...hop and pop...so so cute!!! my lola belle would ***love*** to play with them

lol...you are so funny... yes, I plan to love him too

I was hoping you would opt for definition b... but good example none the less...

when the day finally comes, I hope that he and I will be married for a long time

Nac mac...can you please sue that in a sentence? Legs? What am I missing here?

My word of the day has not arrived, so here is a past favorite...(kate has had waaaaaaaaayyyyy too much caffeine this morning) The Word of the Day for May 25 is: epitome \ih-PIH-tuh-mee\ (noun) 1 a : a summary of a written work b : a brief presentation or statement of something *2 : a typical or ideal example : embodiment Example sentence: At the annual labor day boogie, skymama was told she was the epitome of a safe and responsible skydiver... Did you know? "Epitome" first appeared in print in 1520, when it was used to mean "summary." If someone asks you to summarize a long paper, you effectively cut it up, mentioning only the most important ideas in your synopsis. The etymology of "epitome" reflects this process of slicing up a lengthy written piece. The word descends from the Greek verb "epitemnein," meaning "to cut short," which in turn was formed from the prefix "epi-" and the word "temnein," which means "to cut." Your summary probably also presents all the key points of the original work, which may explain why "epitome" eventually came to be used for anything (as a person or object) that is a clear or good example of an abstraction; this is now the most common use.

LOL! But funny as hell!

oh my god...that is the stupidest thing I have ever seen...check out the animated gif...LOL... women can whiz like men...think about it.

I never understood th whole anna nicole smith thing...

thnak you dove...nothing like a girl who could kick my ass and get me off at the same time...

giggle.. lie to me you stupid puppet...lie!!!

LOL! "jssica, how did this happen???" "I dunno, must've been the crack rock I was on" sounds like me...hell, they ask for accountability...thats accountability...(do you mind if I use that the next time she says "well why kate, I just don't understand..."

now angelina is ***much*** hotter than harry potter. Hands down.

I loved that movie...Gia..it's skygal approved!!! (come on guys, she lunges hrself naked on a fence at a woman for crying out loud)

my boss asks me this question. I swear, he is obsessed with crack. I will have an idea, and he will say "what are you on crack?" or someone will do something and he will refer to them as being on crack...I asked for a demo and he said "what kind of crack are you on?" he saw me taking a vitamin and said "oh, so you take the powered form of crack..." I cannot understand his obsession...

I think angelina once said in an interview that she had only slept with 3 people, 2she was married to...I don't think J lo can say that...and after having p diddy....

her teeth are frightening, where as j lo's ass is frightening

oh, angelina all the way...I'd do her in a heartbeat...did I just say that?

...um, guys, I've flexed before on an interview...