TheBile

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  1. Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | Low Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  2. Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  3. 1. Bigfoot NO 2. Loch Ness Monster NO 3. Life existing other than here on earth YES - Absolutely positively yes. 4. Atlantis NO 5. ESP/Psychics NO - at least not yet. We have the potential but not at this stage of our evolutionary development. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  4. TheBile

    happiness?

    Watching my two gerbils, Hop & Pop, at play.
  5. Reminds me of the Star Dudes. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  6. TheBile

    Whats next?

    When did Stephen Hawking take up skydiving ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  7. TheBile

    Whats next?

    Even if it was, how many of your co-jumpers would you rely on a machine to pack his/her rig ? Not many I would imagine. Design one to pack a suitcase, or even pack your lunch but when it comes to a rig ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  8. The next big thing will be someone posting the same question in multiple forums. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  9. TheBile

    Whats next?

    Trailing Message Banners for Wingsuit Flyers Strobe Lighting for NightJumpers Self Regulating Temperature Jumpsuits Pogo Sticks Digital Altimeters Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  10. The only movie I actually walked out on was 'Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo'. Started watching it, thought it was naff, changed theatres and saw 'Animalympics' instead. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  11. I wanna get GER 81L but it's way too expensive. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  12. Sounds to me like you dealt with the situation much better than any suggestions on here. Way to go. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  13. OK then. If South Africa is so good, why did Kerry defect to Thailand eh ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  14. I can remember one holiday, walking along the shore of Bournemouth in the evening with my sister when we were pre-teenagers. There were so many Jellyfish in the surf that we invented a game that we only played that night but never forgot. It was called Bomb The Jellyfish. As I'm sure you can imagine, it consisted of picking up pebbles, throwing them at the jellyfish trying to split them in two. Two kids running down the shore shouting "BOMB THE JELLYFISH ! ! !". What must have the locals thought. What distant holiday memories have stuck in your head. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  15. One thing that's always confused me with this relaxing thing is if your forcing your muscles to maintain an arch, how can you relax those same muscles for stability ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  16. Is it really Pammi or a body double ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  17. Next time she comes in and collapses on her bed from drunkenness, tie all four of her limbs to it. Wait patiently ‘til the morning for her to come around. When she does you need to be standing over her with a kitchen knife in your hand. She's obviously going to be screaming every profanity under the sun and threatening you to release her or else. Do not lose your cool. Calmly walk around her bed, playing with and caressing the knife like it was the most valuable thing in the whole world. Look out of the window for a fast second before turning to her to speak. Then, in a calm and stress free voice, start talking to her about Cesarian sections. Start off with a little history about how it was named after Julias Caesar due to the fact that this was how he came into the world. Intricately go through the facts of the procedure, how it's performed, what it entails and what drugs are used to numb the pain. Then just casually happen to mention that you don't have any such drug, and then head to the freezer to get some ice. Leave her stew for a couple of minutes and I'm sure she'll never bitch at you again. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  18. Hmmmm..........I'll have to try that one out tonight. All external shots of the Milenniunm Falcon are wrong.......because they add sound. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  19. Make sure everyone wears a kagool to go with their school uniforms. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  20. If it's original Glazed then 3 is my limit too. Glazed Cinnamon, 1/8th cos I can't stand the taste. Powdered Stawberry Filled : Just the one cos the Strawberry is very sickly. Chocolate Iced Custard Filled goes great with two Original Glazed. Chocolate Iced Glazed with Sprinkles should be given to your girlfriend cos it looks so pretty and she'll thank you for it. Glazed Blueberry should be avoided at all costs. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  21. AND a video of the Making of the Pink Mafia Calender. The sleeve could read :- "Watch in awe as the multitude of PMS Regional Delegates get together to fight over the 12 places for the 2005 Calendar year. Go with the crew on the various photoshoots which including PLF practice on Honey Beach, Bathing in the Elsinore Swoop Pond and Partying around the Perris Valley Peas" The DVD version could also include a Virtual Photoshoot where you can manipulate the pose and location background of one such Sister before taking the virtual shot. If that doesn't make some serious money, nothing will. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  22. I never knew so much beauty could be captured in a picture so small.
  23. 5 Canadians and a Mountie walk into a pub. "6 Pints of Beer please." orders one Canadian. "Not for me thanks," says the Mountie, "I'm on duty" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  24. NCC-1701D Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  25. OK. I've run a histogrammic analysis using the same image enhancement software that they use in "CSI : Miami", and I also ran it through a photo-spectroscopic filter. Result attached and you can now clearly read it. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !