riddler

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  1. Fourth video: http://www.allnewsweb.com/page1199999479.php Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  2. Unless you die of a heart-attack while falling Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  3. Free trip to Hell, when you sign up for Verizon Detonation Service! Text #611. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  4. A couple of old-timers coming out of the woodwork today! But thanks for posting. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  5. Wow, it's been a while. Glad you're back. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  6. He even towed one boat, with arms and legs shackled. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  7. I could tell you some stories, these days Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  8. Didn't know - good luck with that. As far as the Facebook thing - she probably promised her family that isn't in town that she would give play-by-play on Facebook. If it were my niece, cousin, etc, I would probably like to know. But that's just me. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  9. The meaning of the words is irrelevant. If she is even marginally doable, your answer is "yes" (the drugs will help get you past the bar). If you wouldn't touch that, nohow, your answer is "no". Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  10. Anger management classes could NOT fix that person. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  11. They don't want to ask, they have to ask. They aren't supposed to ask the specific contents, but they are supposed to ensure it's not something prohibited. The prohibited list is pretty long, so I suppose he was just being lazy. Like most things at the post office, it's kinda stupid. People can easily lie about the contents. FedEx and UPS have similar restrictions, and they are supposed to ask as well, but they usually don't. They are more interested in selling you insurance for whatever it is that they don't care about. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  12. The crop-graffiti is a big problem in the mid-west. Silly alien teens cruising around at night and using their flattening rays to draw pictures in the corn. Kids need something better to do. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  13. I love it when a mashup comes together. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  14. riddler

    Point Break

    You can get it on Netflix. Her character was considered a shit-hot skydiver because she won accuracy meets Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  15. riddler

    Point Break

    I call third! There's an outside chance, at least ... Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  16. I always feel the same. I usually wonder why I'm even listening. Then I break out the headphones. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  17. Just trying to see what NOT to do Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  18. Which finger? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  19. I don't have pets, but I've always thought they must think that we're gods. If you get a dog or cat when you're 20 years old, it may live 8 or 9 years. Or maybe you get lucky with a pet that lives to be 20 years. As it's dying, it looks at you, and you haven't really changed that much. From their perspective, you are an immortal. Also, you control the food, recreation, even the temperature (if you have heat and a/c). You can transport them hundreds of miles away in a car without doing much work. If I had caretakers that lived to be 600 years old, gave me food, shelter, and controlled my environment, I would probably think they were gods as well. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  20. Am I the only one that thinks the media fabricated this story? I guess after all my bad experiences with them, I just don't trust them. For instance, you need a story to sell. So you take an ordinary auto-ped accident, write the real details down, and surreptitiously add this one line: "Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends." Bam! There's your story. No details about which police, and unverifiable statement that gives you a popular headline. Any of his friends come forward and verify this was true? Somehow, I doubt they will. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  21. I counted twelve clipped shots. I suspect there was a little cheating going on Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  22. OK, it makes sense to delete the racial slur. But I don't get the movie quote thing. Movie dialogue is hardly original - usually they're saying already commonly-used phrases. If I write "Whoa!", I'm not quoting Keanau Reeves. But I can see copying several sentences as a copywrite issue. So is there a hard and fast word-count? Or is it just moderator judgement? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  23. I don't know what the rules are, anymore. All I know is when I'm going down on her, and she starts texting, I think it's kinda offensive. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  24. Ladies - just to make this clear. If you want to make a website showing yourselves and your hot girl-friends skydiving, please do. We would think it's great and visit often. Men - if you do this, we'll think you're a self-centered narcissist, so please don't. Unless it's just one video of you almost dying. Then we will watch often and probably laugh. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  25. Is it too early to give props to Eliana and all the women on the state record? Great job, ladies! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD