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  1. So I figure it's back to building our own model rocket engines. Also this way we can attach them to our rigs, get to altitude and skydive successfuly. Damn spotting from ground level will be tough though jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. See, it is all a matter of perception. The months on my planet have in fact 6 weeks. The week however consists of 8 days, 4 of which are free. Every second month has an incomplete week, shorter by 4 days, but may is aditionaly 3 day shorter. Also our weeks start on a Wednesday. Oh did I mention our year has only 8 months? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. This shit happend all the time. It happens on a daily basis. Every day someone dies in the DMZ. It was politically convenient to publicize this event and so we got to know about it. No big deal. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Dave, next time you want to get into a discussion with me, go buy the beer first boy. You are precisely 2 months older than my youngest brother, and I used to pound the hell of him when he was younger. He is 6'4" now so I don't pound him any more February 29th, 1968. Great year for wine. Students rioted all over Europe. Hans was born. The world wil never be the same jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Dave, not the first time! I obviously found a platform of cooperation in the Shiner Bock Seriously now: It says Organ Donor on my Driver's License. If I happen to die and parts of me are good for further use, then the "system" is welcome to them. No matter who gets them, someone gets to live on. The rest of me they might as well dump in a swamp as gaitor bait. I cant afford a funeral anyway. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. There is nothing about this to make me mad. Is it not natural that she should get the transplant in her due time? A jury of 12 fine women and men have found her guilty of murder and a judge has sentenced her to LIFE in prison. If you disagree with the sentence, go discuss it with the judge. The United States is a civilized country. Cruel and unusual punishment is prohibited. This is what makes us different from totalitarian countries. Rest asured she would not get the proper medical attention in a Iraqui or North Korean prison. Do you want us to join that club? The United States does not run concentration camp for it's citizens. Prisons are not ment to be centers of mass distruction, but correctional facilities. They are supported by the taxpayer. Yes, you and me. If you don't like it stop paying taxes or talk to your senator. The way we treat our prisoners is one of the things that distinguishes us from savages. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Oy vey brother, no offense taken. Cookies promote mild behaviour... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Dude you obviously got that one wrong...it'd Freddie Mercury who looked like sarge. Sheesh, those young ones jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. Nobody gives me cookies.....buuuuhuuuuuuuu jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Zhenya, bolshoye spasibo jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. jraf

    Finish this sentence

    ...I wish I were just a normal human and not the Dark Lord of Xury trapped in a human body. Let me OUUUUUT!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. Well the navy did their best to roll her over, but thank Gawd that did not work out jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. No...not that bad, but she is stranded on a beach and the navy is trying to guard her. Her name is full of Christianity too, not Arabic jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. I wish it were that easy in my case....my love is guarded by some military personnel...but I will bring her back to society jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. No sir...don't think I need it at present...and that is what worries me, because love of my life is 768 miles away jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Will, no video on that...it never happened jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. Well mentally I am a teenager and physically...well some say I am....a teenager Seriously: my 5K has never been so good. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Yes...you probably never heard of anybody doing that, right? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. Why of course I would...would you be ashamed of me if I told the waitress I want to eat her children? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. Well if you are, then I guess there is nothing for me to do but comply. I don't know if I told you that but I have some 30 feet of red climbing rope jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. My Gawd, dear are you into that scene? Oh well, if you insist but as long as you don't brake skin jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. Well I can explain it very precisely....when the geese fly east jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. jraf

    Seance

    Well they are asking for it, cause they are inviting them...but the boogieman will chase other evil spirits away jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. jraf

    Seance

    Hey...leave the Chicken alone!!! And remember the Boogieman is not affraid of the rosary...and has a totaly radical hairstyle, dude! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. Remember...you have to invite the vampire. He will not enter uninvited...but once he is in, he will never leave. Funny I am listening to the soundtrack from "Snatch" right now jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275