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I do appreciate how in the same thread you fine gentlemen are pompous as a III Reich State Funeral and joyfull as teenagers during lunch brake. Who are you doing a disservice? I does amuse me though. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh, so there is a war going on in upstate New York? Shit, have to call my paretns in Pittsburgh and tell them about it. Kevin, thanks for filling me in jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Anyway, ain't nobody (and that includes the president I voted for) going to ban french love on me....then again, freedom love...free love...'70s...hippie communes...yeah I dig that, totally groovy brother! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm Jewish, so how am I to really ignore easter...and I am an atheist...so what am I ignoring...but the ZHills boogie is a must...whatever the name jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hey, it's a free country. So the two ugly babes don't like Geroge W. I mean you don't expect everybody to love him, do you now? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Shit happens. Planes, cars, helicopters crash. The fact that they were wearing ugly, unfashionable chap attire makes them no different from other hunans. Neither superheroes nor villans...just people with families and friends who they left behind...sad jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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This is my personal protest against warmongers and their cretinously joyful grunts for war. I WILL NOT POST IN ANY WAR RELATED THREAD. ALL YOU WHO DON'T CARE TO SEE A WAR, PLEASE JOIN ME Let the warmongers brew in their own sauce. Let's extinguish that fire! All you who call for war, call me up when you loose a family member in it. All you who call for war, call me up when you loose a limb fighting All you who call for war and have children, tell me how would you like their little cadavers ripped to shreads by shrapnel or crushed by debries All you who call for war and have parents in the military, call me when all you have left of them is the flag. War is destruction. It creates hate. If this one happens your children will have to bear the long term consequences. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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YOU ARE A DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL. I HOPE THIS TRAIL GETS EREASED! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Robert ypu keep ticking...have you swallowed Captain Hook's alarm clock....you naughty boy you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I am the Dark Overlord of the planet Xury. Tormenting my fellow Xurians is a responsible and difficult task. I currently am waying all pro's and con's of doing the same on earth. Blofeld did not manage it, but I will!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I still preffer your bloodgroup tatood under your left arm. Makes first aid so much easier. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You were trying to say something....what was it? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You are so right...soldiers need toilet paper. Next time you go into combat and find that you have no ammunition, maybe you will hope I was there managing the supply chain. Fighting for freedom can be done in many ways Robert. No only with gun in hand. The day you understand that, I'll give you a hug. You chose your profession I chose mine. The fact you are a solider does not make you any better than I. And don't wine about risking your life for your country. You chose your job, not me. You get paid for it. You are expected to perfom, just as any factory worker is. You don't like the pay than change it. I did not force you to enlist. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You forgot to mention weed. Laughter is good for your body and soul. Laugh away. b jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Marine...well that explains everything...child. See I serve my country in a different way. I create the weapons you use, write the manuals for them so that you can understand. I transport your food and weapons to the battle field. I bring the wounded back. I do psychologic evaluations on your officers. I refine the fuel for your truck and tanks. I make the sattelites and computers that run the battlefield support systems. I am too valuable to be dumped on the beach. I have two degrees from an expensive university. In addition to that I can do all that you have been trained for. (oh yes I can baby!) I can also do inteligence work and think strategically on the battle field. I can understand the enemy, because I know his language. Last but not least I can feed you, because I know how to cook. Do you think I feel any worse than you...child. Do you want to tell me you are jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Robert, as far as I know you are not going to war. I sure as hell am not going either. Go enlist, volunteer for front line duty and then tell me "we are going to war" Dude...think, it has a huge future. Think before you say something, cause if you don't you may give the impression of not being the sharpest tool in the shed. Now you would not want that, would you now? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK...there is one more thing you need to do. I'll teach you, I'm good at it: 1. Stand in attention 2. Raise your right hand 3. Extend your palm 4. Shout loudly: HEIL HITLER!!!! See, there you go, is it not better this way? Why waste all the space and time. This is shorter and more effective jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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a Canadian Apology to the United States (hillarious)
jraf replied to goose491's topic in The Bonfire
YOU_GUYS_HAVE_TOTALY_LOST_YOUR_MINDS!!! Is this discussion for real or is it just a cabaret? Are you genuinely having a heated argument over a really funny TV sketch. Geeeeezus Kerrist!!! According to the spirit of this discussion we should ban Saturday Night Live and burn the performers. Children, lighten up! And Bill....the Italians once and for all did a good job with Carthage...after they destroyed it, they plowed the land and put massive amounts of salt on it. Nothing wants to grow there till this day. At least the Canadians gave us the opportunity to grow a front lawn at the White House jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
a Canadian Apology to the United States (hillarious)
jraf replied to goose491's topic in The Bonfire
Dude, speak for yourself. I need the hosers down here. They are the reason my fine state has no income tax. Gawd bless Canada and her fine vacationing citizens. I don't care what their political opinions are, I love their money Edited cause my comment wound up in the wrong place jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
The difference between cooking for 2 and cooking for 20 is the amount of prep cooks I need. So if you want to eat, get ready to clean carrots and chop garlic I love the position of executive chef - I will get to order people around in the kitchen and make a very wise facial expression jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Children...I can scent a cookout boogie comming up. What do you say...Not only will we create the best food a DZ ever saw... ...I think that the choice of biochemical weapons invented in the process might add many a small dictator in his quest for world domination...load 15 you are on a 10 minute call, done your pritective CHEM warfare suits and get on the plane jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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An-28 Skytruck...pretty cool, bench seating...rear exit. I jumped a Ju-52 Junkers during WWII jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Damn Dave, we agree again. Not that I want this war, but you are right. The terrorist will attack...and we will have to live with it. The wear in Ireland started in 1916 and the UK has survived. So will we! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Kill the dog, stew it, mix it with rice onions beans garlic, beans and rice and then affix an odorometer to your ass. Rest assured you will melt it jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Smoking weed is a good deed Sniffing cocaina makes you a sex machina jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275