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  1. Yeah...and what about the Sleeping Beauty and the seven midget necrophiliacs that took turns at her...is that sick or what? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. By all means...I just figured who did it to who in Winnie the Puh. Man is that a tale full of bestiality and perversion jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Do you uoys think that Peter Pan had an odd thing on the side with Tinker Bell? I mean there are people who are into midgets I mean, you know with Wendy not being around and all.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. You are my hero...will have to try it at the next party I organize jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. OK, so we know who swallowed Captain Hooks clock and hand, but please help me write the story of how an obviously amphybious crocodile evolved into a land loveing rhinocerous? Please write your stories. I will compile them and publish them as the New Adventures of Peter Pan (kinky remarks about Wendy welcome) C'mon guys, prank with me
  6. Everclear...in other words pure grain alcohol. Easily obtainable all over the world. Best substitute...and the most exciting substitute is White Lightning...sold in mason jars in the woods of many a state. Approach the salesperson with a friendly smile and pay whatever they want. WARNING: To test quality light sample. If flame is anything but blue DO NOT DRINK!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    $1 per jumper...I am callculating real fast...we have depreciation, insurance, taxes, repairs, pilot....you know I might actually get a loan and buy an Otter. Who said you can't make money on skydiving jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. I can't really remember Scottland...I mean I asked were we were once and heard "Shut up and drink" in response. Funny, the next place I asked the same question, was called exactly the same name jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    Marc let's keep our hands off this one and not give TK any ideas about increasing the jump ticket prices jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Sunshine, dear...watch out for the big bad wolf in 'em sherwood forests..or was it robin hoods...or something. Anyway don't wear leotards and drink moderately jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. jraf

    WAR POSTS SUCK

    Dude if war posts sucked it would be great, but unfortunaitly the just bore....yawn, yawn! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. Wendy, I have a little one, and that is why I drive a very big car jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Justin you have forgotten to add that I have two heads and eat innocent babies for breakfast. Last night I pushed a 90 year old grannie off the stairs and set my Puertorican neighbour on fire. Did I mention that I pump froggs full of water till they blow
  14. Justin, I am by no means a neo Nazi. Please don't insult me with the neo part. I am also Jewish in addition. Shalom jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. Bill I might not agree whith your point of view, but I respect it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. I have thought about what I said. Kristen if you are by any means, offended, discomforted, or even sad about what I said, please accept my most sincere, honest and deep appologies. By no means did I want to demean your feelings and beliefs. I viewed my oppinion, but did not mean ANY harm or offence towards you. Please accept my appologies jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    Very scary....I WAAAAAANT MY DIESEL!!! The Jetta with the 1.9 TDI engine does amazing milage. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. I fully respect all military personnel...as well as doctors, nurses, police officers, teachers, park rangers, fire fighters and air traffic controllers, bus drivers, car salesmen, accountants and Secret SSService agents...even lawyers...I respect all equaly. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    Discovery weighs 5,000 lbs. It is a heavy vehicle, and yet the 2.5 liter turbodiesel is more than sufficient for it. Toyota puts a 3.0 liter 4 cylinder turbodiesel into the Land Cruiser. Mitsubishi have a 2.8 liter in line 6 tubodiesel for the Montero. Mercedes has a 2.5 liter for the M class, Isusu has a 3.0 liter tdi for the trooper...etc...etc...etc. Oh, I would have forgotten...you should see how sweet the Jeep Grand Cheerokee and the Jeep Wrangler run with a 2.5 liter italian made ZF turbodiesel with which they are marketed in Europe. In Europe prices of gas are so ridiculous, practically every car maker gives you the option of having a diesel in every model they make. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. I rest my case. Please appreciate that you are incapable of insulting me, so don't waste your time...Shalom brother edited to remove reply to personal attack~ skymama jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    My Discovery I had in over in Europe had a 2.5 liter turbo diesel engine. It was quiet, extremely powerful, very efficient and extremely reliable. The Discovery is a 2.5 tonn vehicle and yet the power of a 4 cylinder engine was more than sufficient. It did max out at 100 mph, but what do I need more for? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. Sorry, you have your arguments I have mine. Moved from country to country with my parents too. Nothing wrong with that. It was a way of making a living. So is working for the army. You enlist and sign a contract. When I work I have unlimited hours without aditional compensation written in my contract. Is that any less of a "sacrifice"? You don't sacreifice anything if you are in the profession you love. You know the consequences and your signature is your agreement to the terms of the contract. This is the way I see life. If I signed a contract with the army I still would see life that way. I refuse to accept the argument that someone's death is more tragic. Are you trying to imply that military personnel are better citizens? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. jraf

    $42 for gas!!!!!

    I paid $42 for 22 gallons of gas last night. This is some nightmare. I want a diesel engine immediately - it gives me double the milage and much more reliability!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. If you read my initial reply you will notice that I am not referring to any war, just making a point that to me military personnel is neither worse nor better than people of any other profession. As much as it is a tragedy that they have died, their death is no different than that of a high rise construction worker, who falls to his death on the job. And mind you, that particular constuction worker was serving his country too. The sad story is that his was a job related accident and plenty of them happen in our country every day. You will also notice I did not criticize Kristen's feelings, so what's the big deal. Unless you find it inappropriate that I view my oppinions...well though. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. OK, If you found me with proof of having the $8mil. I would say something is fishy. Don Johnson however probably has more than that....much more I should think...Gawd bless his little heart jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275