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Well if that means I still can be your buddy as well as...well, you know..then I suppose it is a small price to pay
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Can you sa BEEEEEEER! I did my first night jump on Saturday. My first time in a Porter. Whooohooo!!! The jump itself was great. I thought I was wise and took a flash light. On landing I saw the shadow of my canopy, tried to gain depth perception by it, used the flashlight...loooked and...BOOOOOM...tumble, tumble, tumble. Oh Shit! I should have flared. Thank Gawd no injuries, just a short scare. Cool
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Kristen...so I'm not your buddy? Or am I no more after I asked that babe at Express to show us her boobies? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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True Rhino, I forgot to add: RHINO: the only grown up in town! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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It would be relatively tough for a lady to touch her penis, I presume jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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So, can someone tell me why we went to Iraq? Because if we did it to free the people, why don't we go to North Korea? How about Libia? Zimbabwe perhaps? China is my favorite though - lets liberate China!!! So again: why did we go to Iraq???? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh, that is so sweet jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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There is only one true Marine: RHINO There is only one true American: RHINO There is only one true patriot: RHINO It was RHINO who was standing behind the founding forefathers and whispered the text of the Declaration of Independence into their ears. It was RHINO who has sewn the first star on the first flag. It was RHINO in the Alamo It was RHINO in the trenches of France It was RHINO on Omaha Beach and Iwo Jima. It was RHINO in DaNang and last but not least it was RHINO who was the first man on the Moon and much to my distress he decided not to stay there and return. RHINO: The true (and only) American Patriot. A gentleman and a scholar. Hail Rhino! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I will be back at ZHills tomorrow. I went through the most disastrous ear infection, but tomorrow I will jump even if it means blowing my ear drums clean out. Hearing is over rated anyway. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hey...life is boring. Let's have some Death & Destruction. I can't drink beer as I'm on antibiotics...so DOOM sounds attractive at the moment jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Doom to the World All the boys and girls Doom to the fishes in the deep blue sea DOOM TO YOU AND ME! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ferdi I salute you!!! This is a piece of candy...this is a work of art!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit I'm going to be sick...Huuuurl...Bleeeeeeh....Bleeeeh...Hurrrrrrrrl....now that's better
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I hope the aliens from Planet Zed will come and by means of their death rays kill ALL involved in the Iraq war. By ALL I mean every single person in the area. This way the conflict will be resolved peacefully, the war will be over and the unemployment problem in the united states will be solved due to a sudden disapearance of several hundred thousand of military personnel. We can then give what currently is Iraq to the Pallestinians, thus solving the core of the middle east problem. I would also like the aliens from Planet Zed to annihilate all my hot headed collegues who want to kick ass. I will personally contact the friendly aliens and inform on the whereabouts of a Zedian dissident hiding on Earth under the name of Billvon. Let them take him back, try him and torture him to oblivion. I will also suggest that they blackmail the government into making Ketchup one of the basic food groups and legalizing weed and cocaine in pure form. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Baby, one of the people you so kindly request to leave might get a bit offended and blast your brains out with a loaded gun. Be humble...you might keep your teeth where they belong
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I still can't forget the fine human being, who one evening about two months ago hung a 12 pack of beer on his cock ring at ZHills. Now that was VERY impressive. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I specially like point 14. That is why I make sure a wife of a Navy Officer is not lonely while he is performing his duties. One could say I am fighting on the home front jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Correct, but it's not that simple. If you hold the gun too limply, the receiver may move too far back with the recoil. There is then too little relative movement between the receiver and the slide, resulting in the spent casing not being properly ejected. And then when you pull the trigger again, the gun goes *silence*
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My ear hurts real bad. I have some kind of infection. Antibiotics don't work. I want to blow the fucking world sky high...shit!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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When are we going to finally get rid of guns and war?????
jraf replied to goindown's topic in The Bonfire
Dude...you amaze me...I really like what you say! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
When are we going to finally get rid of guns and war?????
jraf replied to goindown's topic in The Bonfire
I want to handgrenade the fuckers!!! Where are they??? Who are they??? Never mind, let's handgrenade them!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 -
Dude, I bet though you would gladly split a case of Victory Beer with me. I'm not awfully hot on Victory Gin unless in a dirty Victory Martini. I commit FaceCrimes when I drink Victory Gin straight. Don't want to wind up in room 101 you know! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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C'mon use your creative imagination: skydiver+canopy+methane gasses+lighter=hot air baloon. Now there you have the perfect cross country machine jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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It's not even that I want to, but it definitely is the healthy digestive system that I have...after all it might not be a nice thing to do but it's very, very healthy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I mean I don't mind the stench...but when my eyes are watering and the plastic on my goggles is starting to crack...that is when it gets unberable jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275