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That is the punishment for eating pork - yuhhhhh jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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WARNING EARTHLINGS!!!! Billvon is NOT human. He is a renegade from the planet Zord. His muscles are in fact his Zordian sexual glands bulging from underneath a 4th generation latex skin immitation. As long as he is with us Earth is doomed as he has stolen the key to Gruft, the sacred Zordian religious shrine. They will hunt him down and punish his hosts. By the way did you realize that he is in fact a skiapod? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Stacy, c'mon you know my ass breathes fire on a daily basis. This weekend however it will be special!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Komm, komm the Dark Overlords of ZHills are vaiting fur you.....bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well I dunno, who am I to say. Met this girl on line, then met her in person. Now I am askinge her pretty serious questions Never mind the questions, I drive 768.4 miles to see her as often as possible. Ask misskriss, she knows her jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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An a new humorous official reason for the death of our heroes: "Heroicly died for freedom while being fired upon by his own troops" Hahahahaha! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Public? what public. Don't use this sophisticated word referring to skydivers. They are just a bunch of scum...let 'em have it jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Does that mean that nobody here has a take on the Virgin Mary? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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See election results. Election results? No State Income Tax, Speed as much as you want as long as you are not going totally nuts nobody will stop you, I can have a loaded gun in my glove compartment and it's legal, skydiving all year round, beaches, OJ, what election results? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeeeah....and I know how to hot wire 'em buggers. Just will need to bring my flak jacket with. Someone told me that Land Rover owners often have guns not far away jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Stacy as you know I am in posession of the Party Boy costume - it has been documented, but you just brought a few ideas to my mind....hmmmmmmm jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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The pyromaniac that I am, I have some ideas how to build one, but more insight is most welcome. Jimbo - beware of the preparations. The Dark Overlord of the planet Xury is coming (deep breathing in background) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No thank you, we know how to drink a lot by ourselves. No need to teach us that trick. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Jimbo my friend, assrockets I have made a provision for There will be no more driving my car through the swoop pond - that number is getting stale, done it many times and it's boring by now. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK dudes and dudettes: I am looking for inspiration. This weekend the big thing is going on at ZHills and I need your ideas for doing very stupid but relatively safe things. I mean relatively safe. I would not like to wind up with limbs torn of...but... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude you are a fine human being a gentleman and a scholar for doing so. I was getting nightmares jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I myself am very special and by joining this sport I made it even more special and all you miserable rogues should feel blessed that a special person like myself decided to set his eyes on you. BECAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I had to be good this weekend... . I am working on the Safety Devices we discussed though, and a few other things....... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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C'mon Bill, you know I just do it to aggrevate people. Nothing better than a little Monday lunchtime action
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This is a truly fine thread but honestly: Who cares??? We might as well start discussing the meaning of the word "virgin" in the Bible as some claim that in the original "virgin" just ment a young woman which Mary definitely was. But was she a virgin? Politically it makes a lot of sense to proclaim her that but was she in fact? And was Josef her husband or her lover? And why did she give birth in a stable? And who was she in the first place? And was Jesus the real Mosiah or not? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oy vey Kevin, vot ur you so fraastraated aboot? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Kramer you are my Nemesis. I shall have to get you thoroughly drunk next weekend. Just please, don't chase me out of any trucks this time jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude, you are so wrong. The frist word after you biff in will not be "I told you so". The question will be to the DZO or whoever is in charge "May I take his rig, now that he has no need for it?" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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There was beer...more than enough. Some don't even remember the evening jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I figure..oh, well a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! OK, spit and shake