Jayruss

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  1. and you can go jump a wingsuit without needing X number of sit fly jumps and lessons etc. I’d say it was hard to get into skysurfing then once there you couldn’t just go do it with your friends. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  2. VIBES girl __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  3. Welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  4. Welcome back!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  5. Welcome!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  6. VIBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  7. Dam I just got my samurai sword back from the sharpener and bought my plane ticket to FL __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  8. welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  9. I DIDN'T buy any and the worst I've ever done was steel panties from the girls locker room, but those were to wear on our head anyways.
  10. The underwear section at the thrift store. Just got back from some back-to-school shopping at the thrift store and still shudder at the though of the underwear section, can you think of anything grosser? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  11. CONGRATS __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  12. I'd say it's because how dangerous ferris wheels are, I mean people are killed on those thing ALL the time, I'd stick to safer forms of enjoyment if I were you, like BASE jumping __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  13. You'd better get a sports car so that your daughter doesnt learn about the "room" in the back seat And the new van is pretty cool
  14. Congrats, whats the number? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
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    ahh, I 'd wait until your butt hair is grey, then you're old __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  16. I've got "You think you're a man" by Full Frontal. The best thing I do is to play the song several times, and if you don't own the CD download the MP3 __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  17. just keep jumping, you'll learn by doing __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  18. welcome, but why did you try to get away from skydiving? __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  19. thats great that you can do this with your dad, welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  20. well hello and welcome __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  21. what a great reason to have kids . . . free rides to altitude congrats!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  22. who the hell is this and why is her name on my phone #, I've had this # for years. But this now I understand all the spanish telemarketers __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
  23. The "monk" story A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries but you make a good point my son". So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall. His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young man asks the old abbot, What's wrong, father? With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate". __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes