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  1. It's official! MonkeyClaw will be back for their 3rd year in a row for FF organizing and coaching. Lookin' forward to meeting as many as you as possible. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  2. The dzo, the packer/webmaster, the pilot and myself plan on taking the C-182 over to St Thomas and then going to Jost Van Dyke Beach. A bar there called Foxy's has the 3rd best New Year's Eve party, according to the New Yorker. No, I'm not sure who 1 & 2 are. So after jumping a few tandems tomorrow am we're gonna be on our way. Ain't life as a skydiver great? Have fun everyone! Chris Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  3. All of the above advice is dead on. I'm assuming you're younger, so hopefully you have many years of skydiving ahead of you. Finish school, make some money to buy all your gear, rv's, cam equip. etc.. then cut loose in style. But there is something for saying "what the f@#k" also. I worked as a warehouse/inventory control manager for 9 yrs then cutaway earlier this year with very little prior planning. I hated the job more every day and the only thing that kept me there was a decent salary and benefits. When my friend called and offered a dzm position, I jumped at the chance. One of the best decisions I ever made. The only thing I miss is the prior money I was making. I also wish I had started my 401k a lil' earlier so I coulda bought me a rv. Anybody wanna help a brudda out with some donations? Working at a dz is definitely a certain lifestyle. Just make sure it's the kind you want. I sometimes compare it to my broke college days while being in a band at the same time. Another thing that made this easy for me was that after my family realized I was serious, they supported me (not financially) 100%. After years of trying to get them to come to FL and do a tandem they can't wait to come to Puerto Rico and jump. Wishin' you the best in whatever decision you make, Chris Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  4. Now what kinda man would turn down an offer like that!!!? You are more than welcome to crash at our place. The Dzo, the packer and myself share a place and we have a couple other folks probably crashin' on air matresses. Somehow I have a feelin I'm not gonna want to see what the house looks like afterward. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  5. Sushi rules!!! We'll have to all go out and have a dz.com sushi dinner during the PR Freefall Fest. Not much could beat hangin' out with skydivers and eating sushi. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  6. Long kisses that take your breath away and send chills down your back are my fav! Mine says... You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully, it can be very satisfactory if she is into you playing the dominant role MEORW! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  7. Only 15 mins? What's the rush? Gotta go for at least 45! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  8. We currently jumpin' from a C-182 so there is usually no prob gettin' it up for fun jumpers. We have a few local jumpers that work nights and when they hear us flying tandems, they run over to dz to fill loads. If you had any particular dates in mind, I'm sure myself and a few others would be more than willing to jump with you. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  9. We can start another thread with the dirty talk if you'd like! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  10. About 40 mins without traffic. The website has directions and any other info you might need. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  11. While most of you in the northern hemisphere are suffering either chilly or downright cold (brrrrrrrrrr) weather, we get to do beach jumps dressed in shorts and tank tops down here in Puerto Rico. The 4th Puerto Rico FreeFall Festival Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  12. While bartending in Daytona during one spring break, we had a big party that the dj's Ron & Ron hosted. Something like 15,000 attended. Anyway, a big fight broke out in front of my bar and I hopped over to help break it up. I was holding this one guy down who just didn't want to stop fighting when this female officer grabs me by my ponytail (back in the long hair days), spins me around and sprays me for about 5 secs right in the face. I was breathing heavy from struggling with the big drunk dude and it felt like I inhaled every bit of the pepper gas. I remember saying to the cop "You bitch, didn't you see the 5 inch letters across the back of my shirt that said STAFF / 701 South?" and then repeating "stupid biotch" over and over. Finally my manager came over and dragged me away. I could barely breath and couldn't see anything. I could tell that I was being led to the liquor room and when we got there the boss said "drink this" and handed me a beer. Then he handed me a shot to drink. After repeating steps 1 & 2 about 4 times my throat was still on fire from the gas and I still couldn't see anything but I was feelin' pretty good from the drinks. Then these 2 rookie cops came to talk to me. They were laughin' about how I kept yellin' obscenities at the female officer and then they wanted to know how bad the gas felt. They said that the PD had just been issued that style the day before and I was the first one they had used it on. Later that night when I counted my tips and realized I made $550, we all started laughing and jokin' about it. When I got home and showered and my face felt like it was on fire again I started cussing out the cop again. My room mates were out in the living room dying from laughter and I bet I woke up all the neighbors. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  13. I've recently been informed that we'll also have another CRW guru attending, Mike Lewis! Hope to meet as many of you as possible! Still waitin' on official word for freefly org. & coaching. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  14. My last room mate in FL collected them. I think he has at least 2 of every one that was made. When I moved down here to PR, he gave me the 2 surfer ones since I had previously asked to use one for an avatar. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  15. I feel for ya! Just curious if your customers were locals or tourists? After spending 12 years in FL, I'm so glad I've escaped the yearly invasion of snowbirds. Reminds me of the old joke; Why can't you get a good blow job in NYC (or insert any eastern seaboard city) right now? Cuz all the c**ksuckers came down to FL! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  16. Wow, what I would do to get caught under that mistletoe! I don't know which pic I like better, this one or the one in black lace. Both are extremely sexy! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  17. My fav concert from my teenage years would have to be the US Festival '83. 13 years old and seeing Motley Crue, Ozzy, Scorps, Judas Priest, Van Halen and others, along with 400,000 other fans. I still remember David Lee Roth being so wasted, he forgot half the words to their songs. If anyone owns the double LP World Wide Live by the Scorps, the inside layout is a pic from this concert. Favorite from my adult years would probably be the B-52's at SunFest in West Palm Beach a few years back. Not that I'm a big fan, but what a great time. It seemed like my bud and I were the only guys there, surrounded by a few thousand beautiful women. And to top it off, it seemed like we danced with every one of them. I'll never forget that night! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  18. Mmmmmmm... Does the Round Table still make pizza as good as I remember them being? Most of our freshman football team would go there every Thursday after our games... way, way back in '83. Just seeing that name brought back a lot of memories. As for the pizza, either a supreme or pineapples and ham. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  19. The sure are a lot of guys with crushes on Dove, me included. Dove, your pic in mugshots definitely proves you don't have the face of an ogre. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  20. Glad to hear you're gonna get your stuff back. I was jumping with your stepson over the winter in FL and I remembered the day it happened. He was bummed big time, to say the least. I had all my friends in FL keeping a look out for this gear as well. Sux D has to pay the stupid tax but great you found your rigs. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  21. Thanks DaMan! I knew I forgot to do something. We also have links to lodging and rental cars on the site. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  22. Come to the tropics and experience the Puerto Rico Freefall Festival, Feb 11 - 15. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of the coastline as you jump from the Super Skyvan and Super Otter. CReW organizing and coaching will be available from Mark Kruze. Come break the Puerto Rican RW record of 23 with Guy Wright organizing and coaching. Freely organizing and coaching TBA. Eco tours will also be available to sites such as El Yunque Rainforest, Window Cave, Tanamá River and the world's largest radio telescope, the Arecibo Observatory. Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  23. Spank me, whip me! Please! Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  24. No way. I need Georgia Tech to beat your Dawgs tomorrow so my Vols can get a chance to get some revenge against LSU in the SEC Championship. Rocky top, rocky top... Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.
  25. I know posting proper names in this forum is bad MoJo but so is jumping an A at 10:30 AM . And on top of that you guys managed to be seen and have pics taken of your jumps by local residents. It doesn't stop there folks, then these 2 went back to Skydive SoBe and showed off their video for all the DZ to see. I used to jump this object frequently and still like to on trips back (a few times a year). I'm sure I can speak for all the current local jumpers and say that them and I "really, really appreciate your blatant torching of this site". To top it off, you did it on a holiday Friday when you could be sure of plenty of witnesses. So thanks a million for your contribution to our past hard work. People come from all over the world to jump this object and I'm sure they'd like to thank you guys also. I think you guys reached the goal you had in mind. See how quickly you've become (in)famous, I live in Puerto Rico now and heard of your exploits within hours. Remember, all it takes is one fuckup to ruin a 100 "atta boys". Wow, what's this I'm seeing, some kind of vision of tar and what's that? Oh, it's feathers, that's it! Cheers to all my BASE bros and sis' that do it the correct way, Peace out, Chris Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes.