JumpNFly
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where is Lummy, where is Lummy,.... la la laaaaaaaaa la la laaaaaaaaa The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Ok so I finally got my own desk at work and I want to make a skydiver... Some one please tell me how to do it... you know the paperclip thingy... I'm such a geek... Cheers! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Terrorists Among Us The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaida terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race. ISLAMABUBBAS. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children: Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed. Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba Mohammed. Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba. Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl. Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat. Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovinit. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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so I'm trying my ass off not to let anyone see this webpage is up at my new job... but I had a dire urge to post and say hello to you all... I miss being able to post all day.... ugh, such is life. Things with me are better for all of those who witnessed my breakdown... I'm hanging in there, and thanks for makeing me realize that this is going to be ok... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Can't thank all of you enough, its nice to know that people care enough to help out... i'm gonna try and get some sleep and look at tomorrow as a new day and a new start... I'll be posting tomorrow night and hopefully I can sneak on during the day ... thanks guys, more then you all know... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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i'm trying to convince myself... i mean, its only been 2 weeks, and the relationship is already 100 times better. Its jsut hard to leave the place that I have known as home for the last year... but like i said, things are so much better. A few things happened tonite that freaked me out a bit... one being the fact that I am staying at his house tonite, and his ex called. Granted she did call even when I was living here, but hasn't called for a while... so I freaked, not on him... he wasn't home... shit I don't know... I'm just a mess right now and need to hide someplace... actually I need to buck up and get my shit together... much easier to say then to do... can't i just mope and sob for a few more days... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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so how do you get through this... i feel helpless as hell... never thought i'd feel like this... just doesn't seem like I can get anything right, other then jumping out of planes... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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it damn sure doesn't seem like its going to get better... just feel like I have so much on my head that I'm going to burst, and LIke I said, I feel like there is no one there to turn to... my boyfriend is great, but he's part of the problem... our relationship is amazing, but we've decided not to live together anymore... a good decision, but a hard one.. and we do agree upon it... i just do'nt know what to do at this point... I want to go hide in a hole or press a rewind button and redo the last 2 years of my life, I feel like a huge screw up... like i just can't seem to get shit right... god this is so sad The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Ever have one of those days when all you could do was cry your eyes out and it felt like nothing was ever going to happen in your favor...Feel like your whole life has just been one big f*up after another.... Just feel like there is no one to turn to, no place to go, literally, like things just can't get any damn worse....so you sit here and cry your eyes out to a bunch of people who love the same sport you do... well guess what, it's one of those days, and I feel pathetic... my head hurts i've been crying so damn much... I've lost 20 lbs. in the last month, and I just don't know what to do with myself anymore... my friends aren't reliable, damn i just don't know what to do anymore... and I wonder why I'm sitting here crying my eyes out to you guys... sorry... life just sucks right now... I just wish it were easier then this... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I've found that throwing myself out of a plane is GREAT therapy for pretty much anything... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Ok, so all of you have sustained my countless posts whining about my relationship... I've finally made a decision on how to handle this... I've got it all planned out, now I just have to sit and talk with my man... I'm nervous... you all know how this stuff goes. Can ya send me some good vibes... I need ALL i can get... and I promise not to whine about the relationship anymore... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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So as you all know, due to all of the vibes... I got the new job... I start tomorrow. But I won't have access to a computer like I do now... Soooooo I won't be around much during the day... I know my stupidity will be missed... I'll be post whoreing at night to make up for what I miss during the day... Oh joy... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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1(another amazing one):0(too freaking windy):0 its been 5 weeks now since I've jumped... ugh... bogusness... I can't take it anymore... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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like I tell all of my guy friends, when you find the right one, you'll just know... girls like nice guys... just have to find her... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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you guys are rediculous... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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that's too funny!!!! i'm almost a good wife... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Happy Birthday... don't forget the birthday suit :) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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His house. We didn't buy it together, so it really is his... don't necessarily agree with ME being the one to move, it would have been easier for him to find a place to stay, but it is his house The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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hey at least you made me laugh... i could handle all of that except the slut part... :) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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my living situation is a bit messed up right now to say the least. My boyfriend and I have decided to live apart for a while...take a break. We're not seeing other people or anything like that, we're just not living together and not seeing one another every single day. However, the place where I am staying, as I found out last night, Is not a good neighborhood. The cops were there 2 times, and it scared the shit out of me. I don't want to seem like I am begging to come home, I agreed to this. But the situation sucks. Boyfriend was a bit upset with me last night for coming back to the house, he did say it was ok, but I could tell he was annoyed... Ahhhhhh I don't know what I am asking here... I'm just a mess today and need some cheering up... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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>>>>>>>>>VIBES>>>>>>>>>>>>> all good ones are being sent your way! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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not a chance..even if the cash was in my hand.. that was some NASTY stuff... ugh... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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lets just say that my man ROCKED MY WORLD saturday morning... isn't morning sex the absolute best... i'd have to say that in 2 years, it was one of the best ever, and oops, we woke up our roommate... he moved out the next day... (he was planning the move, just came at a funny time) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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1(amazing one):0:0 damn wind... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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do your best in the morning, and then keep your sunglasses on all day... hair, ponytail... :) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are