JumpNFly
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My boyfriend is 37, and I'm 24. I wouldn't have it any other way at this point. I think it totally depends on the people. At times certiain differences come into play, but I adore him... and his ripe old age... HEE HEE The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?" The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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bend over, my hands are still a slappin some bootie The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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i leave my ability to spank the hell out of people to AMber, hey someone needed the job The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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If need be I will have to be the inforcer... WOO WOO, > watch out, my hands are a slappin some bootie The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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you can get a spanking The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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A SPANKING The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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sweet dreams fuzzy head... take it easy and take your pain medecation :) WOO WOO
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i'd quit my regular job... get all of my liscences...a nice spanking (there i go again) new rig, new car, new house, and then I'd go back to school and jump my ass off all over the world. The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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spanking hot New Jersey Vibes... get well soon girl! (don't ask me where the spanking came from i'm just feeling kind of frisky) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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just looks too painful on the boobies :) The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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did michael ever make the jump? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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wakeeeeeeeeeee upppppppppppppppp everybody... those of us who work a 9-5 are boredddddddd already..... we need some entertainment... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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what an amazing country... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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been trying my ass off to keep my chin up and think positive about this, but it just isn't working anymore... dude, I totally feel like giving up... I"ve always been a fighter, but I feel like I"m fighting a losing battle, nothing is going right... NOTHING! i can't stand to live in a situation like this, but I don't want to compromise my relationship because I'm being pushy about moving back in together when we just decided to not live together, but I DO"NT HAVE a place to go.... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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haha, there's one of me somewhere around here... not sure where though... this sucks, what the hell am I going to do? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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welcome... and congrats... and we are all famous in our own right.... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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just doesn't seem like this is ever going to work out, everytime things start going well, they get all messed up again. shit... just shit... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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can you move my job and my boyfriend too... shit this sucks The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Shit shit shit... so things were finally starting to settle down with my life, adn WHAM something else has to smack me right in the ass... the girl that I've been living with, well her boyfriend decided to move in... she say's very casually, oh, but you can still stay here if you want too... BULLSHIT... now I have 2 damn weeks to find a freaking place to live, and I do'nt want to dump this on my boyfriend because I don't want him to have me move back in because he feels guilty... what the hell am I goign to do... Anyone in the Central Jersey area need a roommate? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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ok i'm going to try this... wish me luck... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I just want a decoration on my desk.... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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I need instructions... how do I make a little skydiver for my desk???? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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Lummy are you here yet? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are
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1:0:0 damn rain... ugh... plus we ripped out our kitchen... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are