TallGuy
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It's so close I can taste it! As of today I have as many sleeps until Lost Prairie as I will have there. But why is it I get the feeling that the ones here will drag on forever and the ones there will fly right by?
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Appology accepted. Don't let it happen again. Or at least post it in the Women Only forum where it belongs. Luv ya pal.
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Dude... I've spent a couple weeks in Visalia last year. Wow that sucks.
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Umm things don't get in full swing until the end of the boogie so closer to 3 weeks. But what the hell...It's good to have goals.
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How bout this? My least favorite episode! Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus I was so pissed. I had been Sooo eager to see the conclusion to the season one finale/cliffhanger Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut which was briliantly titled Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut and what did they do?.... Well it was April Fools Day. And apparently the joke was on us. Instead of the much promoted and anticipated conclusion they pulled a bait and switch and aired an entire episode of nothing but Terrance and Philip!!! Christ! One minute of those guys is funny. But an entire half hour of people farting and laughing at it! You'd think you were on a full load on the way to altitude at Bay Area Skydiving. Leave it to a couple Canadians to fuck up my day.
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Awesome! Oh wait! I still get to behave like a total degenerate without fear of arrest right?
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Rich enough to not bat an eye at buying me a few jump tickets every now and then. Chump change. I'll stick with the height and charm .
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Absolutely! It'll be great to see you there. We LOVE the local SKYDIVERS at LP. Especially the guys working there. Poor guys are only jumping at most 8 months of the year and out of Cessna and when Arizona's fleet comes in what do they do? Take care of us and keep us happy. They're my heroes. I'm even glad to see the locals who come by to do tandems. But the local wuffos who just come by to party and treat it like their own personal Mardi Gras/Spring Break are pretty much a social disease.
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How rich? Bill Gates rich? Or can afford a house in the San Francisco Bay Area rich?
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NOT the last Boogie at Skydive Lost Prairie
TallGuy replied to cosmobuddy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Worse.... much much worse. -
NOT the last Boogie at Skydive Lost Prairie
TallGuy replied to cosmobuddy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
TallGuy ... since I'm next door to you, will you read me bedtime stories? I'm starved for some attention. 'Shell I would... but alas I am too shy. Hey who's up for a lingerie jump at LP this year? Women are welcome too. -
NOT the last Boogie at Skydive Lost Prairie
TallGuy replied to cosmobuddy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Oh you can pretty much count on boobies. I'm even aware of a pair that drive. And there are beer thieves. They're piece of shit locals who are either to young and/or useless to buy their own. But to the best of my knowledge there are in fact no beer thieving boobies. Some of the Canadians would like you to believe they will steal your beer. But they are really just attention starved (too much time cooped up in their igloos) and they want to give you a reason to come visit. I don't know why. Haven't you heard? "The weather is terrible, the skydives suck, the beer is warm, and there are too many damn Canadians" Only 15 more sleeps! -
NOT the last Boogie at Skydive Lost Prairie
TallGuy replied to cosmobuddy's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Thanks for the clarification Fred. I had only heard there might be some limitations as to where we would be landing. But I'm glad to know it will be business as usual. You wish! Admit it. You'd miss us if we weren't there! I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor that the damn canadians would be missed if they were not at the Lost Prairie Boogie. -
Don't make me call my lawyer! -Tall Guy (TM)
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Yup I got all mine on Amazon (the website not the skydiver). I really need to get a DVD copy of "The Skydivers" appently it is only available in the MST3000 Volume 1 (oringinal version on back of MST DVD.
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Jean,
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The things I have planned for Lost Prairie this year I don't want getting mentioned at a family reunion. It's bad enough there will be video. Besides, I think Amazon might scare my sister.
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Ya know what would be nice? If that was the most compromising photo of me out there.
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Love you too prepheckt. Ummm I could probably arrange that. I'm assuming you'd prefer the single one? I should tell you that I am far and above the tallest and youngest of all of my siblings.
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Sounds like a challenge. I look forward too seeing your supperior song writing in action.
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I hope your song is better than your one-liners. 'Shell Well being from Seattle I think she should do a parody of a grunge song. My tent is baking in the sun. In my bag I lie stewing They think it's so much fun While dust devils are brewin I blame my parents for the mess I'm in They never hugged me enough Now I have colorful freaks check my pin and other pointless stuff. Why am I walking across this dust and grass to get get on that hot plane again And smell some jumper's rotten ass Well at least I'm not Canadian
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That is all.
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30 more sleeps. Too long!!!
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Sorry I don't know how to. But maybe I can video tape you while you do it.
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Sorry but that name was given to you by a USPA regional director. So essentially it has been certified. You'll need to submit a formal request to the board in order to get it changed. But I suspect you'll have about as much luck with that as we've had with getting the repack date extended. Face it... You own it (pat) (pat).