wingnut

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  1. you forgot.. sunshine eats paste... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  2. i duno........... but it is......... you wouldn't think so but it is..... what you ask.. i dunno, that's why i say... " how in the hell"...... or maybe WTF mate.... drunk posting coming later... wet t-shirt contest tonight at the bar by my hotel.. i'd invite you all, got an extra bed in the suite, so who's up for it?...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  3. i won a ring toss once.. well we got done and i got a ring around it... had to give it back though, she needed it.....i'll let you guess what it was..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  4. "day off work" "weekend" those words make me happy....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  5. will keep an eye out in southern texas here.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  6. have a good one! don't get to wild and crazy today.... i don't want to have to bail you two out of jail.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  7. does my left hand on my silver count? if not i won't be jumping there.... besides, i personally don't like dz's that make me have an aad.... even if i had one wouldn't jump at a place that made em maditory.... just my personal opinion.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  8. use risers then.......... they work just fine..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  9. dude, if it is all over, why would you need a target? it wouldn't matter, it's "all over"..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  10. ahhhhhhh i c said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.... i'm so glad i'm never taking biology classes.... i'll stick to the natural and physical sciences... no health science or biology for me..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  11. yes, you are the only one...... okay, not really, i get nrevous sometimes after my parachute has deployed.... just about the time i start the 180 deg riser turn to land...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  12. am i the only one that wonders how that phrase keys in on nerves? and why cranial nerves? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  13. my plan is working perfectly........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  14. they better give me a good night and day off, or i'm gona go postal on em.. okay not really, but i so hope i get a day off or two... so can ya give me a ride to the dz brandon? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  15. ricki lake?? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  16. did he pick up a stripper again and was doing coke off her bare ass?? oh wait, that's not hippie, that's NPH....... lol... i can imagine the mischif he gets into.. i'll make it back to atl some time to say hi....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  17. okay so it looks like i'll be at norfolk va for a couple weeks in may/june, might have time off, what dz is closest or within a couple hour drive? and who wants to give me a ride? will be there from 20 may to 3 june, not sure what day i will have off though if any.. hopefully they will give us a couple days over memorialday, but i doubt it.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  18. yes , yes it is nice to be friends with the hippie....... but beware, don't make him calm down at a baseball game or he'll put the smack down on ya... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  19. brandon, my question for your statment is this..... WHO DOESN'T ?? well maybe the nun doesn't but that's about it.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  20. it's the sunglasses! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  21. yup, or like wffc without the party... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  22. yup, that was a first for me, heck i had three firsts that weekend at your dz. a great time i learned so much about swooping in a short time. can't wait untill the next one. wish i could stay in texas the whole season... see ya guys in may.. i'll bring beer!!! is shiner okay? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  23. lol.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  24. woah nelly, if i did encourage her to not post a picture i'm sorry.. my god man, i'm dumb sometimes, but hell i'm not that dumb, i would never say no to posting a pic of the butt, it would just be icing on the cake... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"
  25. well i've seen tthe rack V2.0 and it is very nice, don't worry, what you would be getting is worth it, but doesn't matter.. i asked first, back off.... p.s. beth, did i mention with my offer of marige comes a ring with a 30 carot stone, don't mind the fact that it's cubic zirconia, you'll forget soon enough once the talk of boobies, orgies and bandwagons starts... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version"