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Sublimating your sex drive

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Whatever you do, don't watch any badass freeflying videos . . . that stuff makes me horny as hell. :D

Kelly



** furiously uploading badass freeflying videos to e-mail to kelly, wait, shit, i can't freefly like a badass. oh well.**

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Thats what the killing kittens reference in her original post was all about. ;)



Well, I get it now. I thought the whole “killing kittens” was some kind of perverted little joke. I haven’t actually killed any kittens since I was a little kid (pre masturbation I guess). Along those lines, I thought you were supposed to “pet the kitty” not kill the damn thing! I want to be able to use it again!
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

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Thats what the killing kittens reference in her original post was all about. ;)



Well, I get it now. I thought the whole “killing kittens” was some kind of perverted little joke. I haven’t actually killed any kittens since I was a little kid (pre masturbation I guess). Along those lines, I thought you were supposed to “pet the kitty” not kill the damn thing! I want to be able to use it again!



Here dude, this is where it came from.:D

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I just re-read The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty. It's also a good read before or after visiting the stockroom...



I keep that on my bathtub.. the pages have been wet and dried and wet and dried again. It's great paired with bubbles and a glass of wine..;)

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Thats what the killing kittens reference in her original post was all about. ;)



Well, I get it now. I thought the whole “killing kittens” was some kind of perverted little joke. I haven’t actually killed any kittens since I was a little kid (pre masturbation I guess). Along those lines, I thought you were supposed to “pet the kitty” not kill the damn thing! I want to be able to use it again!



Here dude, this is where it came from.:D



Ok, I’m fully in on it now.

I had a little problem with a full sized cat that took up residence in the DZ hanger last winter. He was using one of our best couches as his personal urinal and crapping all over the place. So picture this, I’m laying on the floor with a rifle pointed under the counter as the FJC stops for a break and has to step over me. The cat was no longer a problem!
(On subject) Maybe actually killing a cat would suppress your sex drive? I don’t remember being horny before I shot the damn thing. Maybe being the person responsible for disposing of the dead cats would be a better suppressant than actually being responsible for the killin’.
Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else.

AC DZ

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So whattaya do? Sure, you can kill kittens, but that only fills a certain number of hours each day.

How do you sublimate your sex drive when you know you ain't gonna be getting any but you want (need) to get some?

Discuss. :D




kill more kittens.

if desperate, many kittens can be killed more efficiently with the application of electrical or battery power. see below.

www.babeland.com

subject matter is probably NSFW. no actual people images, but lots and lots of toys.



"Live Better Electrically", I always say...:D:D:D

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All I have to do is listen to Rush Limbaugh or Dr. Laura. Either of them can kill sex drive (as well as appetite! ugh. :P)



HA!!! Now...I kinda enjoy Dr. Laura. But even though she makes me laugh, she does give me that dry in the crotch feeling....lol

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Thats what i usually tell the ladies.....oh you mean chocolate as in candy.......nevermind


No, you assumed I was talking about candy.

ROFL!! (That was a good one, Snowflake....made me laugh. B|)

Ciels-
Michele


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While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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All I have to do is listen to Rush Limbaugh or Dr. Laura. Either of them can kill sex drive (as well as appetite! ugh. :P)



Right there with you, cannot stand either of them. And Dr. Laura is so inconsistent with her advice and a bitch to boot!:|:)

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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>if desperate, many kittens can be killed more efficiently with the
>application of electrical or battery power. see below.

Knowing Lisa, something like www.stockroom.com might be a bit more appropriate.



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So you want to get some. You might even be able to say you need to get some. You don't have a steady source with whom to get some. You could go out and find someone to get some with but for whatever reason(s) you don't really want to.

But you want, and possibly even need, to get some.

So whattaya do? Sure, you can kill kittens, but that only fills a certain number of hours each day.

How do you sublimate your sex drive when you know you ain't gonna be getting any but you want (need) to get some?

Discuss. :D




The question is based on false premises - I do have a steady source.
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now i'm f'n thirsty! it's already been a few days since i've had a cup. i'm gonna have to leave for san marcos early now so i can make a pitstop at dallas to have some of the good stuff.
d.j.



Don't be stingy, bring some with you.:D;)

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