skybytch 273 #1 May 10, 2004 So you want to get some. You might even be able to say you need to get some. You don't have a steady source with whom to get some. You could go out and find someone to get some with but for whatever reason(s) you don't really want to. But you want, and possibly even need, to get some. So whattaya do? Sure, you can kill kittens, but that only fills a certain number of hours each day. How do you sublimate your sex drive when you know you ain't gonna be getting any but you want (need) to get some? Discuss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 May 10, 2004 Beer. repete until passed out or no longer able to function. yea the drive is still there but the hangover in the am keeps ya from thnkin bout it for a few hours/days.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #3 May 10, 2004 ummmm.... .. Oh! ... I would just go get some! .... I know if I want (need) some bad enough... somebody gonna give me some! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 May 10, 2004 ok, but what if you had to wait for your SO to get back for what ever reason?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #5 May 10, 2004 QuoteBeer. repete until passed out or no longer able to function. yea the drive is still there but the hangover in the am keeps ya from thnkin bout it for a few hours/days. Replace beer with champagne/wine...I do the same damn thing......Sad, yet true... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 May 10, 2004 ever hear of Jeramia Red? Ohhh 7.6 % alcohol and I drank waaaaa too much the other weekend, didnt even realize it was storming to beat all hell, and wet in my tent. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 May 10, 2004 Study. It works. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #8 May 10, 2004 Quoteok, but what if you had to wait for your SO to get back for what ever reason? Okay... Then I would fantasize about all the times we did it together... and I'd draw pictures with little stick people, and put them in all different positions. ... Or if I wanted to get real creative... I could use some toothpicks and paste them on construction paper into different scenes & on different objects, like the sofa, the kitchen table...a-top the washer and dryer..On a chopblock.. on coffee tables and roof tops...on decks and on cars, then ... "matt and frame" and hang that work of art over the bed.. ... yeah! that would keep me entertained and busy for quite a while! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 May 10, 2004 Hmmm. A common problem a year ago. I'd simply go to a dive bar where the ugly people are, and arm myself with the knowledge that if a hot chick somehow managed to walk through the crusty doors, I'd easily be the best looking dude there (that's not saying much - I would simply prefer to hang out with people who were fatter, greasier and uglier than I to look comparatively better). Nothing ever happened, which I guess was good because had something happened at 1:00 a.m. I couldn't have performed, anyway. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #10 May 11, 2004 QuoteHow do you sublimate your sex drive when you know you ain't gonna be getting any but you want (need) to get some? No discussion needed. Chocolate. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl03 0 #11 May 11, 2004 im aquiring quite a taste for wine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ earthbound misfit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #12 May 11, 2004 Okay, I've been wondering where you have been and why you have been so quiet. Now I know, what you've been up toMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 May 11, 2004 I find that going to the gym every day after work helps... Oh who am I kidding? It just takes your mind off it for a couple of hours then you go home and find your mind drifting to that guy that was all sweaty and tan working the free-weights or that girls ass that was on the bike in front of you and it's even worse then before... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rmsmith 1 #14 May 11, 2004 The plastics industry has been producing very realistic feeling materials these days. However, that wand won't pay for the next round of drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #15 May 11, 2004 GIRL!!!! Do I know your pain! I study a lot....and I'm not gettin' any. Work a lot...not gettin' any. Don't think it really is worth the effort. I don't drink too much, but when I did, it didn't help. Cut back on the drinkin'....still wasn't gettin' any. . Tried all KINDS of drugs....got a little....lol. One day I'm gonna have to friggin' leave my kid with a babysitter and get some again! All that's to say I don't have any useful advice for ya, but I do know your pain. Lindsey-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #16 May 11, 2004 QuoteNo discussion needed. Chocolate. I agree, especially if its dark chocolate *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #17 May 11, 2004 They must have torn out the section about masturbation in your health textbook, I guess. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #18 May 11, 2004 This has been a problem of yours for some time I do believe! I seem to remember an ADIDAS thread from you! When I am not getting any I 1)Play my bass. That really helps with the fustration and I can always use the extra practice. But after a few hours of jamming and feeling like a rock star, I find myself exactly were I started! 2)Take my boy for a ride in the jeep. This works for a while but good looking chicks dig jeeps with dogs.....and at times we get much attention. No help there. 3)Then I may try some coffee, but I dig one of the girls at the coffee shop and it does not help she gives me free coffee and digs guys in jeeps with a dog! 4) Then I may try the bookstore, but the sight of those smart girls studying is such a turn on! They always wear something like sweat pants, no makeup, hair is up or pulled back-DAMN how sexy! And I know they are not getting any either! Conclusion: Nothing you can do about it other than go out and get laid! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #19 May 11, 2004 QuoteThey must have torn out the section about masturbation in your health textbook, I guess. - Thats what the killing kittens reference in her original post was all about. __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #20 May 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThey must have torn out the section about masturbation in your health textbook, I guess. - Thats what the killing kittens reference in her original post was all about. Oh, ok, I get it know! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #21 May 11, 2004 I have no idea......lack of action really isnt cool, but I would prefer it to be with someone I care about than just with anyone. So I hold out till there is meaning....then I have endless amounts of sex with her.joeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #22 May 11, 2004 Get a fuckbudy... that's the absolute best cure for your problem. Just that kinda thing is a bit like skydiving - it's not for everyone. Other than that - a few drops of Bromide in your tea should do the job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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mr2mk1g 10 #24 May 11, 2004 dude... is that Angelina for real? she's hot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #25 May 11, 2004 yeah, thats what we all said, but no, she checks out! she's not even fussy if she gets a girl or guy Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
