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  1. akaGQ

    Funnies

    yeah the last one was a little boy and girl peeking into there parents room and the quote below the picture says something like And mommy gets mad at me for sucking my thumb. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  2. akaGQ

    Funnies

    I like the last one the best jess vedy funny - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  3. go here http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=372827;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  4. This is one thing I have learned through personal experiences...If it looks too good to be true then it probably isnt.
  5. Oh ok Mork um where's Mindy? - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  6. I found this wav file on my puter and just thought Id post it due to the humor in the ocomments that were made in regards to phatcats earlier post. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg bqewound.wav
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    Kinda cool

    very cool page - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  8. These are actual comments taken from employee performance evaluations 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." 4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." 5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." 6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." 7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." 8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." 9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." 10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better." 11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together " 12. "A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." 13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." 15. "He's been working with glue too much." 16. "He would argue with a signpost." 17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room." 18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection." 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it." 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." 24. "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it." 25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." 27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." 28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." 29. "One neuron short of a synapse." 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'." - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
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    Panhandler

    Cute pic. Blend the edges a little bit more though so they arent so squared. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  10. akaGQ

    I love whuffos

    Yes-sir-ree I believe thats what is the coolest part about skydiving. When you go back up. Funny though out of all the times Ive jumped Ive never gone back up that far. Ive been jipped - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  11. akaGQ

    I love whuffos

    I think I remember seeing this a thread a few months ago... Jess can we see your bare ass. Im sure itd be much more pleasant than seeing phatcats hairy white ass. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
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    I love whuffos

    Oh yes thats a big one I hear that one all the time. Watching video of friends first jump - "Wow thats cool you went back up when your parachute thingy opened up." - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
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    I love whuffos

    What about the parts of the body that a post whore might shave with or without cuts? Does that affect spelling and the "code" *snicker* OMG that is hilarious. No pun toward you phatcat but dayum. LOL - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  14. akaGQ

    I love whuffos

    LMFAO Ive never gotten anything like that before but Ive heard some great stories myself - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  15. akaGQ

    I love whuffos

    right but you know it could also be like this
  16. Damn didnt take too long for this post to get hijacked - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  17. Perhaps I should have put "Where are you at" for you kristin - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  18. Good luck man and best wishes to you and your family. once you find out where your gonna be for the next year cant you move your family out there as well or am I behind the times? - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
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    I love whuffos

    LOL noones gonna post to this
  20. Id be pissed, that happens to me as well even though Im 24 my dad still thinks Im 12 and goes thru my room looking for drugs ad other things of that nature and of course he likes to play it off like its nothing or whatever but as he puts it it is his house and he is allowing me to stay here free of charge so I can argue but unfortunately Ill lose that one. But whatever ya know. He wont find my doobers anywhere in his house. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
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    I love whuffos

    I mean hey whats not to love. When you sit there and begin to crack while there blabbing there mouths to there friends talking about something they know nothing of or when they say something that is so off the wall that even some of the best skydivers in the world wouldnt even do. It just makes me laugh and makes me happy that Im not that FUCKING STUPID hehehe just being an asshole as always. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  22. I like #17 - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  23. akaGQ

    FreeFlyHol

    I talked to her today.. she was heading out to work.. said something about rubbing mud on a foreign model or something? Kevin Rubbing mud...huh? - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  24. OK there is like more and more and more people on here day after day so yes ofcourse this post is another one but hey Just answer the damn question and there wont be a problem. So um yeah like where are you from and what dropzone you jump at? Macon, Georgia Skydive Atlanta See how hard that wasn't? - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg
  25. sounds to me like your typical dumbass looking for a free-ride and easy money if you ask me - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg