lizzieb

yeah, flowers die...but a new rig is forever...or at least a few years

hey, i'd settle for the little fake plastic 7-11 flowers...but i doubt i'll even get one those this year

ughh, i know exactly what you mean. the only thing i like about valentine's day are those little candy hearts!

my thoughts exactly

i'm 5' tall, 105 lbs. i have a javelin TJN, size A-14 harness and it fits me well. i have a 126 reserve and a 120 main, but i had a 135 main in there for a bit and it fit just fine. definitely a comfortable rig.

gymnastics, diving, and dance have all helped me, mostly with flexibility and kinesthetic sense.

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." And, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say, "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too." Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye." Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up, alphabetically by height." ....And.... "You guys pair up in groups of three then line up in a circle." Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements: "I play football. I'm not trying to be a Professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my @#%#%@ clothes" Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of Championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro." Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of Heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 Record: " We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." (1992)

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are each presented with a beautiful woman and the stipulation that at each time interval, they may move half of the remaining distance towards her. The mathematician points out that the distance will never reach zero, and walks away in disgust. The physicist observes that at each time interval, the amount of heat transfer (body to body) will quadruple, and proceeds. The engineer, while fully understanding the math and physics involved, is puzzled. "What's the point?", he asks. "I mean, why bother?..."

0:4:1 1st time jumping in Perris...did 3 jumps there on Friday and had a fabulous time! made the drive home from down south yesterday and passed through hollister just in time to make the sunset load i had such a great weekend...and now i have to work on what is supposed to be a national holiday

sounds great!

i think i'm going to be in perris tomorrow

if i can find one, i'm buying it for you and forcing it down your pants

me too! well i like peanut butter with chocolate like reeses candy stuff, but i don't like peanut butter sandwiches or peanut butter on celery...yuck!

i used to wear them with leggings and an "off the shoulder" sweatshirt...just like in that movie Flashdance...god i used to love that movie!

yep, antonio's nut house...been going there for awhile now. it was my favorite bar all through college, then i started skydiving and found out people from my DZ met there once a week! what a fabulous coincidence that was! damn i just love that place...

tell him hi for me JP

i pity the fool

you know, in my next life i wouldn't mind coming back as one of those cows....except for that whole slaughtering part. i could handle being fed beer and being massaged all day

i think my favorite 80's TV show was Silver Spoons. I really wanted a train in my house just like Ricky Schroeder had

sending out all my good vibes to you

I might just call you that next time I see you okay...as long as i can call you Lumpy

Zsa Zsa AppleChunks

you'd have to have cork time first though...before you put the harness on

Who needs one when we where all born with one? Your nose yes, and sadly, after sunday's stinky loads, my nose is starting to be able to distinguish which fart came from each of you stinkers

look at the second gadget on the page... http://www.thewavemedia.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22820