fasterfaller

I'll be glad when 4:20 comes tomorrow . It's been a long week and I need to blow off some steam . Saturday I am jumping a new base site I found a few weeks ago . 500' straight down and a level clear landing area

Nice

***I dont know how I'm gonna afford to pay my bills and stay in the sport. I might just have to give up skydiving. Just stop paying the bills , problem solved .

WTF I'd vote for him . He couldn't be more dishonest than what we have in office .

A few more jraf . Don't worry about the shell casings if you wore gloves . Use magsafe or glaser ammo that is pre-fragmented . The temporary stretch cavity is horrendous . For a rifle use nosler ballistic tip bullets . If you use a .22 , the rule is head shot only as the skull makes it nearly impossible to do ballistics testing . Make sure you throw away the ammo box and the un-fired rounds . NEVER buy more than one box of the same kind of ammo as what you carry . It will screw you if you don't . Don't waste a good gun , just trash the barrel , firing pin , ejecter , and the extractor . If you have planned to kill , buy the previous parts first and put the factory parts back after you are done . If you had a body in your trunk , burn the car because one hair can convict you . You can carry trace evidence and never even see it . Bury the body in a wash or dry river bed and don't forget the lime , it is VERY easy to hide digging in sand . The water and the amount of air that can penetrate the sand will rapidly de-compose the body .

I'm just kidding .

I would not even think about trying to land my velocity with a broken steering line .

What sunglasses ?

Just imagine how much crap that pilot will take for that one .

Doesn't matter to me as long as I get laid

Throw the thermostat in the trash and go to a restricter plate . It will NEVER give you a problem .

There goes your insurance rates

No and I wont kiss my girlfriend after a blowjob either

I know a woman that will eat ANY penis for 50 bucks .

They should have went for it anyway . Like a rent a cop is that tough . If they would have registered they could have got out of the trespassing charge since they paid for room .

Women that play the toilet seat game and spandex in any size over 8 .

Your sense of humor seems normal to me . Try sending your male friends flowers from another guy when you know they wont be at work on the day of delivery . Have the note read "thanks for last night , I will be sore for a week after what you did to me , love Rudy " , you know someone will read the card .

So am I

Damn trees I did that a few years ago in Eloy . It took close to an hour to get it off the tree . It was easier to pack after that

Nope , not a typo . I went to the velocity after blowing a panel out on the 97 . I had a few other problems besides that one because of the loading but never a landing problem . I know a few guys that are loading a stiletto at close to same as I was . I realize that is not a real good loading on a stiletto .

That would be a good loading to start out with . You will have a good idea about how it opens and how it will fly through the openings . I did my first velocity jumps on a 120 at a 2.0 loading . I was flying a stiletto 97 before that and I noticed a big difference between the two .

What I like about my job ? Well paid . Great benefits . Paid holidays . Plenty of vacation . Travel . I do it my way . If I don't like my boss and don't receive the support I need , I can have him replaced . I make the schedule and I make it to suit me . A nice office and a fast connection to surf the web with .

Scary scary shit ! Glad your ok .

Save some of the drugs for after the pain goes away

Go for it , I am half wasted myself .