One day a lady walks into a very high-class jewelry shop.
She browses around for a bit before she spots a gorgeous diamond bracelet, which she goes over to inspect.
As she bends over to look at it more closely, she accidentally breaks wind.
She’s very embarrassed and looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, praying that a sales person doesn’t appear right now.
But when she turns around, her worst nightmare is realized as she sees a salesman standing right behind her.
The salesman stays as cool as a cucumber and shows complete professionalism as he greets the lady by saying, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”
The lady, a little more confident now that she’s gotten away with her little accident, asks, “How much is this lovely bracelet?”
The salesman replies, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap yourself when I tell you the price.”
