LaLaLady
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My cat is a 'special needs' kitten who eats lettuce and bread.
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I think a battery by itself (AAA kind!) would be more satisying physically than Alienangel.
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*** AlienAngel, battery-operated surrogates, anything, for fuck's sake, would be better than Skreamer.*** Alienangel AND battery-operated surrogates!!! Wahoo, bring it ON!
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Yeh I just fancy a bit of a REAL man for a change
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That is absolutely appalling poetry. However, I do find myself strangely fancy you.
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***Just a family of tossers, aren't you?*** Why do you keep hanging around us all the time then and trying to actually BE part of our family? I take it our engagement is off then? I'll give you back your sheepskin jumpsuit asap.
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They'll all know you are only talking about yourself sista!
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Guess who's back? Back again? Skreamer's back, tell a friend. I've created a monster, cause nobody wantsa see William no more, they want Skreamer, he's chopped liver....
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Thankyou Head Honcho. Do you think Skreamer will appreciate this thread?
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They are quite attractive I suppose, but only Skreamer has been close enough to them to get a proper whiff.
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Do you think I'll get away with it in Stanstead? Or should I wear the outfit with udders?
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I could print it off, seeing as I started it. I'm sure he'll still love me (?) I'll just have to make sure that I am wearing a strap-on and a woollen body-stocking when I collect him from the airport.
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***LaLa. If he bends over for you on the first night back just remind him that he is home with his sweetie now and that is not necessary anymore. *** Who says it's not?
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Aah, at last, my love. How I yearn for the day when we are reunited from across the waters. Better get my best woolley jumpsuit on asap.
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Hmm, gone quiet, still the hottest thread though.
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Aww bless, yes that's it!
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Yes, of the cloven kind.
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Oh no, he has his own set complete with woollen trimming and a bonnet.
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He just bleats quietly until he drops off to sleep in his lamby-kins pyjamas.
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Only the best mind you!
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I'm stupid but not that stupid.
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Yeh, he prefers springbok.
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And Skreamer would be
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I'm coming over at the end of the year.
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No I mean, u really reckon he can give head?