BoogeyMan

+1...... The first look up at the canopy should tell a jumper if the issue is serious or an easily corrected weird opening. That main is clearly un-flyable. While I am not a big fan of going back into free fall with only one canopy, this guy played around way too long before cutting away. The main could have spun up into a down plane. My 2 cents.

sphincter sisters...........

The jump I didn't make.... My buddy calls me early in the morning and sez lets go sky jumping at MXXXXX SXXXXXX. I had a screamer of a migraine. Hurt so bad I was really about to barf. I sez I'll pass today. He knew I had migraines, so he understood. After a short nap, I woke up and turned on the TV. The first story....... Plane loaded with skydivers crashes. The Beech stalled on the first jump of the day take off, and crashed in the woods. Pilot burned to death. Several broken bones. All bad.

Similar best date..... 35 years, and two sons later.......

Check out Neumann athletic gloves. Very good item.

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Outstanding........

Be more pro-active about your personal well being and safety. Otherwise you may not be active too much longer.

"You Might Be In The Taliban If..." Quote | Reply Here's a funny one from a bud of mine in the 'Stan...enjoy!!! LaughCrazyCool ----------------------------------------------------------- You Might Be In The Taliban If... ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. ...You have more wives than teeth. ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. ...You've ever been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?' ...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle. ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than for setting off roadside bombs. ...You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

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London..? Burning..? Is it the Luftwaffe, again?

HHOOOOUUULL.................!!!!!

Beemans is the all time, most best-est there is........

Ooooooo..... Double Bubble. Good too.

bazooka............

" horrible vagina..." What dat iz?

Very true... However, what a party wants, as opposed to what a party is compelled to do are two different issues.

Lawyer up...... Besides, the new owners may have to honor your rental contract, anyway.

Scary feelin', ain't it?

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PC launch..... LOLOLOL...........

Always, always be ready to flare, should a head wind break off. If you're not ready for it, there could be an embarrassing moment. You really are FLYING.