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Can't we all just get along? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Oooohhhh, I want one.....where can I get one of those? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Oh, so now everyone wants clown. I see how it is. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I love how they bounce when she lifts her shirt up. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Waiting for tonite Planning on drinking cold beer Fridays are for that 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Thats awesome Dave. Glad you are still in. I knew they weren't going to give you the boot that late into your college career. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. ''Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before.'' The doctor reassured her, ''A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?'' ''On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you about...,'' replied the lady. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Yes you do!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Sarcasm? HA! I'm not sarcastic at all!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Let me tell you about how I met Stanley. It was a cold friday night. It had rained all day, but be it that I only live a block from the liquor store, I decided to walk anyway. I undressed in my batjhroom until I was completly naked with only socks a shoes on. I grabbed the dark trench coat out of the closet, put it on, and left for the liquor store. Not even a minute into my walk, I saw a nice old lady standing at the bus station. She must have been at least 85. I thought to myself, how wonderful would it be to flash the sweet old lady. I mean, she probably hasn't seen a penis in at least 20 years. So I quielty snuck up on her from the behind, jumped in front of her, threw open my trench coat and started dancing like I was Dr. Dre on the "Up In Smoke" tour. Unfortunatly, she wasn;t the only one at the bus station. There were also a couple of older guys, mayby in there 30's. I guess they didn't enjoy my performance like the old hag did, So I ended up getting jumped. Out of nowhere, I swear to god, comes this fucking clown. I mean, I couldnt believe that shit. A fucking clown?!? He ended up helping me out. Let me tell you, Stanley can throw a fuckin punch. We ended up getting four bottles of tequila to ease my pain, and just hung out the rest of the night watching girl on girl action on the pay per view channel. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Speaking of my clown Stanley. Yeah, I heard from him, but briefly. It was two in the morning, I was past out from a heavy night of drinking and masturbating. Window shattering woke me up. I jumped up, ran to the window and Stanley was standing there butt fucking naked with only his face painted in that horrible clown makeup. He had his bright red curly hair wig on. Stanley was standing there holding a dead pigeon in one hand and his balls in the other. The frightning smile on his face made me piss in my boxers. He stood there laughing, pulling tightly on his sack, stretching it in all kinds of different ways. He said something about those assholes selling cigarettes on the black market, but I couldnt really understand what he was saying. I think he was drunk, judging by the auwful odor of whiskey and pot. I stood there not sure if I was asleep dreaming all this or not. But having Stanley throwing the dead pigieon at my face let me know that I was awake. Stanley just ran off. That was the last I heard of him. If ANYONE has seen Stanley, PLEASE TELL HIM TO GET HIS ASS HOME!!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

In HH's post about nominating the character of the year I nominated Stanley the Clown. For those of you not familiar with Stanley, I would like to bring back the story of Stanley when he first appeared on DZ.com. Please note that Stanley is now DEAD! The Story: Gone. Can't find him. I could have sworn I saw him under the ping pong table, but the table is gone as well. Gone. Can't find the clown. He isn't too dangerous beside the brass knuckles, but those only come out in extreme situations such as when water rafting is involved. His name is Stanley and he is gone. Stanley comes from a troubled neighborhood where pigeons pretty much run the whole show, but Stanley knows how to stand up for himseld. He is a clown. But he is gone, and I can't find him. When I last checked the raft had a hole int it so there really wasn;t any use for the brass knuckles unless the pigeons came around again. But Stanley's grandma wouldn't allow for something like that. That's becasue she is not a clown. She is old, but she is definitly not into pigeons. Fuckin' Stanley is GONE! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

The DZ.com chracter of the year should be the one and only: STANLEY the CLOWN!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Currently jumping: Javelin PD 143 Reserve Stiletto 150 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Do you need a pack job? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

That is so beautiful. I miss snow. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I'm Gemini, so you never know which one of me you are gonna get

Canadians dont like that crap, do they? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I had this beer called Rasputin's and that bad boy had 8.9% alcohol. 2 beers and I was happy 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Isnt that the one that has like 90 calories per 12 ounces and no taste 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I am glad that I read your post first before posting mine, but this is exactly what I was thinking. Why can't the women put it up for us. It's common courtesy! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

This is a topic that hasnt been discussed in quite a while. Let's see what are people's preferences and why. Perosnally I am a big fan of "FREE" beer. Now if I have to pay for it, and I am in Texas, I ususallu go for Shiner or Honey Brown. I also am fond of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Russian IPA, Guinessssss, Harp, Phat Tire, and Bud Light (just kidding). 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

thanx weege...i just sent it to you 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

THANX!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Is this some kind of a game? LOL 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer