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YES YES...EVERYONE needs to come out. We ar egoing to have a huge party for Vinny. I will cook more BBQ than anyone will know what to do with. Lots of beer, tequila and loud people are also needed. :) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Alcohol, forgive me for I have sinned.....again 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, & you're even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your review. 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not what to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal but why do you suggest that I eat a kabob with chili sauce, along with a big Italian hoagie & some stale chips (washed down with chocolate Nesquik & topped off with a Kit Kat all after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? Eclectic eater I am, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down, it's completely unnecessary. The black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Pictures: This can be a blessing in disguise, as it can often clarify the last point below, but the following costumes are banned from ever being placed on my head in public again: Indian wigs, sombreros, bows, ties, boxes, upside-down cups, inflatable balloon animals, traffic cones, or bras. Also, what is with you making me take pictures with people I clearly don't like when I'm sober. Yet they suddenly become my best friends when a flash is presented? 5. Beer Goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most likely do not. Please do not request that I go over & see if in fact, I do actually know that person. The phrase "Let's F***" is illegal from now on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a statement, especially in public. Please stop me from talking to the guy/girl with the crooked teeth; acned-up face; bad breath, beer belly, etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I'm with you & why are they so disgusting to me the next morning after you have worn off?? 6. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3 p.m -hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if theproper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products,aspirin) prior to going to bed/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily Saturday or Sunday (or any day for that matter) activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you from your biggest fan. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

You want me to knock her out? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

SWEET...I made it onto the 31st spot. :) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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If I was a player or a pimp, or a pimp My mind 'd be in the gutter and I would be a gimp But surely I'm more sophisticated than a 12 year chimp Can't blame a playa for walking with a limp 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

How did you sitfly on AFF? I'm confused? I started learning to sitly during AFF as well. I was on the 15 jump progression and sitflying was aprt of it if you wanted it to be. My first sit exit was on my 5th solo 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

How good of buddies? :) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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I fit neither category yet I clicked anyway. I'm such a bad girl. You deserve to be spanked....By the way....I'll be in town soon.....(Florida that is) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Hey guys, My brother is in town visiting me. I am taking him to the DZ tomorrow. Come out and show him a good Hollister time. If there are enough people at the DZ I will even BBQ!!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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I heard the stories. Vinny, you are a Hollister legend! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer