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Wasn't it something to do with boobs? Mmmmmm. Boooooobs.
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Well sh*t! No wonder I kept stumbling! There was a plan!? Nobody told me about the plan! What's the plan? huhuhuhuh?
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Whoops! Sorry, I meant "Entertaining Liberal" I just recoil from the method of attacking any individual for his camps icons and ideologues. There was a mass murderer up here called the "freeway killer" back in the 80's. Turned out he was a skydiver. So if you're a skydiver you're a murderer? If you're a liberal you agree with everything Jane Fonda says? If you're a conservative you agree with everything Rush Limbaugh says? Pitting Bono against Schwarzenegger is silly, methinks. These political discussions almost never lead to any changing of the individuals opinions, and do create animosity that discourages participating in them. Hey, I'm blowing out of here at 11:30 going to the DZ and attempting to do a toe-hang off the leading edge of the 206. Borrow Scrooge's jet, bust up here and do your first Cessna strut-hang exit. Then buy a case of beer. Good beer. Chow!
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Q-dog, you take "entertainment liberal" to a new level. C'mon! "Buena Vista Freak-Daddy's Free Fly Festival" Blow off the world's oldest teenager next new years and give Elsinore a run for their money. Give Barbarella and Moses a rest. "Check your shit Yo!" -Cris DeBar every time he gets to fourteen thousand feet.
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Please don't ignore me, camera-guru. Any info on that turbine DC-3? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Her?! Oh. No. I was concerned about your preoccupation with the old guy.
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From today's paper. (Richmond, California)
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Don't post, JP, don't do it....
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What about that wicked-cool turbine DC-3, huh, huh, huh? C'mon, huh?
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Yes. You are a cop. Put the "habeus grabbus" on the ex! Hang in there bro.
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Here's a lovely photo of you serving SkyMonkeyOne while staying in the Monkeybago. Such a kind Assmonkey.
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http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/prehensile http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary?define=posthensile My dude, I just make this stuff up. Sometimes it's actually words.
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Assmonkey baby picture.
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Just take them one at a time, swing on your tire and fling poo in between answers. Answer them all correctly and I'll send you a big bag of Assmonkey Chow! Mmmmmm. Assmonkey Chow.
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Ick. I've met you. I've met TequilaGirl. Without video I'm saying you are a LIAR! Ooooh. DC-9? http://www.gjsmith.com/images/AA-Clean.jpg Pretty cool, but it looks like there's no camera step
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Are you drunk yet? You are in excellent poo-finger style today, I must say. Do you have a tire hanging in your apartment that you swing on? Do you test luggage for Samsonite? Are you prehensile? Are you posthensile?! *.monkey
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OK, AggieD vouches for you. People don't change. They can, but in general they don't. Marriage is a house you gotta live in forever. There's a difference between one that you can tolerate and one that you really enjoy. And you can't move on once you have more options. That's what divorce it. So find a woman who you like a lot, and love, who you'll like a lot and love the day you die. Buena suerte JP
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Ouch. Chickens. Buh-Kaaak!
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Probably bonfires, and acoustic bands and stuff like at Eloy. I think there were good parties there, I've seen pictures. I know The Other Matt is coming, and he makes the very best margaritas on the planet. JT's gonna be there. Haven't heard from Sudsy since Eloy, come to think of it.... And probably some skydiving, too
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Mike Hunt? As in "Table for Mike Hunt" (listen to the phoenetics) We used to attract cleverer trolls. Where's Shrek when you need him?
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In California we call it "Grave Robbing" Texans
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Yeah, I have the Kenko .5 and I use it for paid tandems and RW work, and anytime I'm "outside" the action. I have the .3 and I use that for my personal video work. I'm using a PC120BT too. With the .3 on, in a RW 4way with high (shoulder) grips, you can get the other 3 members of the 4 way in frame with just a little side-to-side head movement. I really like the .3, and when Max put's out a .5 I'm gonna get one. The .3 is an arm's-reach lens, though. This can either motivate you to get close, and improve your video, or it may discourage you cause it's seeming like forever to get close enough to get recognizable faces. And you know how brutal skydivers can be. "That's either a fisheye lens you filmed that with, or you're 10 stories above that formation" Ouch. Sometimes you gotta erase the video, so that it NEVER happened
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Oh, see, I work for the government cause the private sector just can't accomondate my level of disability. Now I get it TKA=Totally Kicks Ass. Yes, SunnyD, that's hellaciously cool. But then, Tequila Kicks Ass too, ya know. -And a save already too.
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Yeah! Sign up to teach one! Q-dog, valedictorian of the Rock-n-Roll school of velocity ballet! Freestyle Tu-tu required
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What a studlette! But I thought your seal was gonna be SEX or BJS or 69R or something. You're so cool.