dylan

So Rowan Atkinson's partner jumps out and yells "Geronimo." Atkinson jumps out and yells "Fandango." Was that a tip o' the hat or just a joke I didn't get?

I'm assuming they're not talking about putting a bunch of 80 year olds out under T-10's are they.

It was deffinately the little plastic army men that did it. I remember asking my grandmother what the thing that held them up was called at a McDonalds in Athens, GA. Being 3 or 4, it took me awhile to explain myself. We got it sorted out eventually. All I could think about was how pleasant and quiet it would be under canopy. So I grew up and joined the Army eventually. It was awfully quiet and pleasant.

I tried that when I was living in Turkey. Took an old suit for a template and found sources for cordura, spandex and big ol' cotton rope. Then I managed to hook up with the national team. They said don't bother. They'd tried and resorted to ordering them from Pro's. You might have better luck than me. Especialy if there are no booties involved. $1000 dollar plane ticket vs. saving $200. I'd rather spend the time checking out the way to fast bumpercars I've heard so much about.

I was rinsing a bunch of reserves after a water jump recently. Those things are tiny and have the porosity of a well used hanky. Any body ever land one. Also any thoughts on the reserves are more likely to kill you than save you school of thougt in regards to regular old static line jumps.

I don't know the name but there was this guy and he kept puting his penis inside women. I thought it was swell at the time. But the best one was "Swinging in the Rain". First they would have sexual intercourse and then they would jump up and dance around singing easily recognized show tunes. Sometimes they had written new saucy words and sometimes they just went with the original. Screw a plot this had coreography. Oh and the girls were pretty that didn't hurt.

Is there anybody out there with the scoop on skydiving in or near Izmir Turkey. I just got here and speak zippy Turkish and it's killing me.