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Everything posted by shah269
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This has GOT to be the coolest thing that EVER came out of Iran
shah269 replied to regulator's topic in The Bonfire
Look you don't get it do you? It's a Persian thing! It's not about go it's all about show! I mean really! Come on! I'm willing to bet good money that these things have designer props and leather seats! Sure they may not be fast but it's noy about being fast brother it's all about show off how sexy you look! "Ladies, like my flying boat! Oh yes you know you do! It's like my carpet but this one has a DVD player and if this boat is a rocking don't come a knocking!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
This has GOT to be the coolest thing that EVER came out of Iran
shah269 replied to regulator's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah but I think they screwed up. The radiator is fracking huge! I mean look at the size of that thing! Also....red and blue? Really! RED AND BLUE! If you really want to scare people shouldn't these things at least be all black? Or maybe have some skulls on the side? OK....imortant question? Who's going to jump one? -
From what I'm told by the packers, that was a D bag for a 260 made of F111. So it takes a bit of work. Though the packers and the rigger make it look easy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
ARE YOU SERIOUS! And I've been eating healthy and going to the gym why! AH! No wonder I'm still single! Need to pack on the pounds! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Wendy P. Thank you so much for donating! I greatly appreciate it! And it's ok, heck who knows maybe when I do this next year some of these guys and gals will give a few $$ and I'll raise more money for a good cause. It's all in good fun. Funny bit of fact....penguins woo their penguin girlfriends with pretty bits of stone.....funny how human they are? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
A-men brother! A freaking men! I'll cook, just ask me if I need any help. She doesn't even have to get off the couch...JUST ASK! I'll eat well, look good, dress well, smell well and love well as long as she loves me back as much as I love her. Sounds simple right? Yeah right! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
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For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
You must mean that you don't need eyeglasses. There is a fine line between self assured and delusional. If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey tell me so. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1dYIWu2ME Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
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For all those that donated to me thank you....PHOTOS! :-)
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Just wanted to say thank you. Yeah I walked all 3 miles in that costume! -
If you're already doing that, you're doing well. Even if it's an easier-to-pack DZ canopy, with lots of jumps and maybe not ZP. Wendy P. Wendy, I'm just lucky. I jump at a very small DZ with some amazing people who take time from their schedule to lend a hand to n00bs like me. I also had a very good packing instructor. So with a bit of effort, I can get a 280 into what I'm told is a D bag made for a 260....I think. The reason I say this is because I practiced on the other student equipment which apparently is matched correctly and when it's all said and done the bag and the parachute match up perfectly. But the 280 I'm packing.....like trying to get a cat into a bucket of water! But I was taught a few little tricks and tips and now I can pack it in about 10 minutes. But one of the really great things about packing is understanding how your wing works and how it opens up and functions. I now understand thanks to my instructions how maybe line overs occure as well as high speed malfunctions such as bag locks and horse shoes. Sure one day maybe thanks to things such as memory metal we will have self packing parachutes but.....maybe I'm a little nuts but....that would take away from the learning process? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I have to say the other photos are just....well...CRAP! I mean really! This is the best people have? A few wedding shots, and some odd chick on some boat looking as if she is going to blow chunks? You should win this by a mile! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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It took me three weeks, and 4 days to learn. Yesterday I did my first pack and jump. I have to say there is a bit of a meditative Zen quality to packing ones own parachute. The hardest part for me, and this is just me and due to the student equipment I'm utilizing. I'm packing a 280 into a D bag made for a 260. Thus I have to be very "tight" with my flaking, folding and material control. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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A disturbing PM I recieved...bad advice???
shah269 replied to discovery4's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
500 total or 200 in past 18 months from the Wingsuit forum. 200-500! that's a bit much! Especially if you live in the north east. No wonder dudes say "screw it" That's a $5k investment in a chance to say "Hi" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11396623 Katy Perry changed the words to her hit song Hot & Cold for her appearance http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49213000/jpg/_49213231_perry_elmo_304_vers2.jpg God what a country of squares! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Lucky you brother lucky you. I'm the youngest person in my Yoga class. I'm also the only guy most of the time. I also have large ears as evident in my photo and the way some of these 40+ yo women talk about their physical relations with their husbands you would think it were some sort of visit to the dentist or cutting off an arm or a leg with a rusty knife. If I'm lucky maybe I'll be 50% as lucky as you. Here is to hope!
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Love makes you do dumb things. It makes you surrender your self to some one who really didn't deserve it. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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That bird had it comming! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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A disturbing PM I recieved...bad advice???
shah269 replied to discovery4's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Is it true that you have to have had 270 jumps in one year to qualify to fly a wing suit? That can't be right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
That's not an unhealthy way to go into a relationship. Don't make it an aggressive thing, just an assertive one. You're worth it. Wendy P. Wendy I agree with you 10000000% What I did in my last relationship was forgo myself respect to give her what I thought every guy should. Next time around, I will do my upmost to maintain my dignity and to make it an equitable relationship. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Sure! She may have hated me. But three years of a sex diet and taking advantage of all I had to offer? I know I'm not gods gift to women, but gosh darn it I tried my best to be a good husband in supporting her in every thing she did or wanted to do. And now HERE COMES KARMA! Enjoy your three jobs darling! And I'm so sorry you cant finish you education.....where do you think that $10k a year was comming from. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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A-men brother! My soon to be X wife came to one meeting....the morning of which I found out later that she was apartment shopping. You can do that when you skim about $4k from a joint account over a year or so. Any how long story short, you have to love a girl who only likes to make friends with those who are dumber than her. For these "friends" will gladly divulge everything when the time is right. So what she skimmed $4k from out account to be able to afford rent and new furniture. I think Karma is starting to screw her gooooood!
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I'm thinking there needs to be some sort of blow up doll boogie! Maybe a few tandems?
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If i ever decide to get married again I think I will first live with the girl for at least 1 year to 2 years before even buying a ring. I lived with my X wife for about 5 months before...and well....though it did not really help it would have been nice to know a few things before I said "I do" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Yeah the next time I'll listen to my friends and just have something going on the side. That or well don't baby the next girl. She should work as hard as I do. And if it means having to wash my clothes and her washing her own clothes or me making dinner just for me then so be it. I had it comming, I turned my self into a welcome mat. It was 100% my fault. I was not an equal partner and thus she lost respect in me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!