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Hey we wouldn't buy if you girls didn't give the TV those freaking puppy dog eyes! That's one thing I really liked about my x wife and fear I will never find again. She was smart enough to know that diamonds were nothing special and she preferred action more than gifts. She was a really cool chick, maybe I'll find someone like her in the future. But yes you are right, it's not easy being a dude. Sure we buy the crap they put on TV but....well you girls also buy into it as well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Might be a bit noisy? Closed system tunnel. If you can get a bit of water front property in Newark or Hoboken overlooking NYC. Yes a bar on the roof would make up for the extra cash you need when things get quiet. Also Newark / Hoboken is in the center of 4 DZ's. 3 of which are rather big. But the key would be access to power, people and local mass transportation. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah same here, which is about once a month Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Internet, TV, radio, pod casts. She's even in your dreams! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

we've become so much closer

You know that music only strange white guys like. Nothing like cleaning the house while playing with glow sticks!

yeah, that's where I go to get mashups and listen to good music when I am at home. that is you think dance or trance music is good music.

If I had the cash or the backing? I would build one on the water front in Newark or Hoboken. But to stay in the black you will have to have one where by you can fly the tunnel and say use the roof for a bar. Keep it near the path to and from NYC that way people can get in and out easy but also offer the best view of NYC at night. Zoaning would be difficult but not as impossible as getting permission to sell drinks! But NJ would be cheaper and easier than NCY. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Sounds like my X wife....lovely girl really did think she was swell but....the sex drive of a decomposing nun! But I have to say in our 8 years together I never thought of "renting" anything from the outside. I figured I was paying for her eduation, keeping the house clean and cooking her dinner.....I should have been owed some EPIC porno quality sex.....turns out I wasn't. Saw this....so what do you call this? http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2010/03/ugly_dude-hot-chick.jpg Man that's just wrong! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It's that time of year again, not quite the end but boy does it sure feel like it should be. That time of year which seems to begin sooner and sooner every year. In fact as of next year, if we all survive, people will be "getting ready" in mid to late August. Yeah it's that time of year when we all gather and celebrate the little things in life such as friends, family and lighting system which only use to be used at international airports to quid in jumbo jets carrying designer foot ware from the far East. For there is nothing more festive than your neighbor using a cherry picker to install sufficient lights on his house to burn out your retinas and to melt the plastic off of your American car, that was made in Korea next to the same assembly line that makes designer socks that look like gloves. Lights so majestic and so bright and which blink so fast and so erratically that passersby to fall to the ground in praise or perhaps convulsions caused by epileptic seizures induced by aforementioned lights. And let's us not forget about the joy of gift giving. Which really isn't joy rather a total collapse from exhaustion. Nothing like waking up at 3am after consuming enough Turkey to kill a medium sized African lion and standing in line outside of your local Wally World, foaming at the mouth and suffering from mind to moderate frost bite just so you can buy that person you didn't even know you are related to high end designer shoes that have individual spaces for your individual toes, which you didn't even existed. Until, Regis had declared on his show, with that interchangeable cute looking girl, that THIS PICE De RESISTANCE was the GIFT OF THE YEAR and that you had to buy it for those you loved or at least thought you did. And as the doors open and old ladies grab their walkers and start engaging in gladiatorial combat to the death for the last pair of those designer pink socks that look like gloves for your feet. You crawl your way into the very last isle at the very back of the store, to find that the shoe is only available in one size fit for Big Foot and only available for people with two left feet. Thus triumphantly you exit, bruised, bloodied, clothes ripped, one shoe missing but holding your pair of size 25 designer shoes in one hand and some old ladies cane in the other only to find out that you left your lights on in the car and need to call AAA to get a jump. But let us not forget the tree! Oh yes the tree! Or more commonly called the Honica Bush, the Cuanza Fern or to our more earthy unshaven granola eating year around sandal wearing living in their moms basement friends. The carbon credit. Yes the prestigious conifer! It use to be that obtaining a one involved 15 months of preparing, a year of training, a small gaggle of Sherpa's and iron determination to brave the wilds of the local tree farm to cut down a tree more suited for Rockefeller Center than your living room using a homemade ax. Then dragging it back to your car, all the while fending off attacks from all kinds of woodland creatures that used that tree for shelter and now were out for blood. Those good old days are gone! Now you just get into your half melted minivan, drive to your local Christmas tree market located outside of your local Wally World and ask a three toothed woman who moonlights as a government engineer what tree she would recommend and all those cats are really hers? What once was a great symbol of the season by the ancient Zoroastrians which was later confused by the Europeans as a symbol of birth is now being carried on the oddly browed shoulders of a woman who you are not sure is really a woman due to the facial hair and Addams apple and is then thrown on top of your minivan and tied down in such a manner that you have to climb through the windows to get in or out. Yet all is well for you are proud of your profound conifer flashing gang signs to your homies in their minivans taking home their Honica Bush or their Cuanza Ferns back to their homes all the while thinking how bad is tree sap for my cars paint. Never the less, all is well for you are proud that you have again a proud owner of a conifer which by the time you have reached the very first stop light has lost 90% of its once mighty braches. Yet you don't notice for you are trying to ignore the 4 pigmy cannibals you call your kids, screaming and engaging in knife fights with chipmunks which still insist you bring their home back. But it's not about the lights which can be seen by distant civilizations across the cosmos or the tree which stands proudly and dangerously close to the fireplace or the designer shoes which seem fit for no one or the trophy walker you took from that old lady you killed as you ran into Wally World. This is the time of year furthest away from the next Christmas. And the next time that SOB Regis declares that he knows what the "it" gift is, you are going to grab whatever cute little woman he has on his show by the ankles and beat that bastard to death and feed his remains to those pissed off chipmunks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Dude that's dumb! I mean in theory.....every time you buy dinner and you "happen" to get some you are "buying". And let's not forget that freaking ring thing! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm the Shah, I'm anything but a cheap date! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait she can sell but he can't buy? How about rent? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Ah the classic Shah date #1 question. "So nice outfit, looks very good on you, so what is your dress size?" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

First rule in dating, 1) never buy a girl a drink. You set up a bad trend. Dinner, coffee ok....but don't buy her a drink. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Depends. Is she cute? Is she prone to bombastic gas? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That's right! And if the guy has half a brain he would write up one hell of a prenup. And though I did not loose a single penny in my divorce you better bet your ass I'll have one ready to go before I'm dumb enough to ever say "I do" again! And yeah, the men are sexual perverts who go out and pay for sex...bla bla bla. Watch any freaking comercial from Zales or what ever store is selling the latest in diamonds. It says the same freaking thing. I give you really over priced hunk of carbon and well......we get to have some fun for a while. Is it right? No. Is it healthy? NO! But is it how this sick world of ours seems to run? For the most part yes. As for an older woman doing to see if "she still has it?" well for some older woman just getting a younger guy to spring for drinks is enough to reassure her that she still has what ever it is she thought she had. It's cheap thrills that helps her ego grow. Shame it doesn't work the other way around. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

DING DING DING! You got it brother! You want people to come in, they have to know what the hell they are buying. Tandems well that's just a bucket list item that most people will either do or not do. But tuennel time? Well! Location location location! Every one knows Universal, less than 1% of the pouplation knows what a tunnel is! Thus, build it in or around a large city. Mix it up, tunnel + (other) Montreal has it figured out, take a subway and with in 2 min you are there. And it's near a rather large mall. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ho hum and a bottle of rum. On any given evening from the hours of 6pm-god knows when on a little street in NYC called Stone St you will the young guns who are running the financial system. 90% guys 10% girls. You can tell by the $30k suits. But then look around....if you have a good eye you will see something totally out of place....girls....but not working girls. You can pick out the working girls easy. These girls are your usual middle of the road H&M kind of girls.......they look real happy to be there. They don't work there, infact they may not even live in NYC.....but just watch. They are "hunting". Even the girl you would gladly introduce to your mom is willing to do a 99 year lease and look the other way when needed. But don't get angry at the girls or the guys, it's life, it's biology, it's how things work and will work for many many many years. We all pay....men pay for sex and women pay in sex for security. Such is life. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Tunnels are a low invovment decision for every one but those who skydive. And as such they should be in locations that are easy to get to and or have the most foot traffic. The first person to open one of these up in NYC can and will make enough to buy all the other tunnels around the world. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

It can be "too cold" ie dry to snow. So they make the fake stuff. Which is fine but not as good. North and east of where my parents live gets more snow and is actually a bit warmer. I was thinking going up in the early fall right after the local mountain closed and viging the "face" a go. But then I realized.....eh...I'm going to have to climb up there....not once, not twice.....but enough times for me to rethink the idea. But who knows? And from looking at various pictures on google, the equipment apprears diffetent and the wings much smaller. I will be on a 210. Nice idea but....eh....no thanks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

As long as I'm not paying for them! Who cares! But if a girl can afford them....oh even better! Nothing like a good looking girl with an education and extra spending money! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah but a bike has less room then a snowmobile. Though......I'll have to think about this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My admin was there for a vacation. Her thoughts were "Look it's outside all of these fun things to do, why would I go out of my way to go out of a park which I paid for to get into just to float for a little bit?" She was right, location, location, location! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!