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  1. theonlyski
    Don't start that not talking shit.. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Just fine. Deedy? Nope... Me Damn I'm good! Turtle Yep Shit starter Nope, skymama I'm not. Turtle "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    i wasnt suggesting you have SEX....gesh, you boys are always thinking naughty thoughts.... I don't believe you, first of all, secondly, it is not our fault we think about sex, you started it! How did I start it? This thread was started by skymama.... It's not necessarily this thread that I was speaking of. You starting shit again turtle? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Just fine. Deedy? Nope... Me Damn I'm good! Turtle "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Just fine. Deedy? Nope... Me "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    THESE chips are outrageously expensive. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works. Home is a different story. Well yeah - at home the dog gets me beer though. Wheres she work? Im guessing as a hostess? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    The article says that she had access to the other girls rig while she was kicked out of the bedroom... opportunity. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... Not where she works. Home is a different story. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    The video of a jumper doing his first AFF jump made it to one of those shows. He got on his back and spun. At 11,000 ft, "he is seconds from death". After a fashion, true. Hyped for the tv audience, definitely. I'd say it's hyped... But then again, what's 40 seconds? Long enough! Oh, we're talking about skydiving. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Why cant all school teachers look more like Cheach? I'm sure the PTO would be more popular and the fathers would be more than willing to have a meeting with the teacher. I am the meat in the hottie teacher sandwich. My neighbors on either side of my house are total hotties. Gorgeous girls... one teaches 7th grade and the other 3rd grade. The boys loveeeeeeee them!!! So, about these friends... They're both married to equally as hot guys. Figures... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Why cant all school teachers look more like Cheach? I'm sure the PTO would be more popular and the fathers would be more than willing to have a meeting with the teacher. I am the meat in the hottie teacher sandwich. My neighbors on either side of my house are total hotties. Gorgeous girls... one teaches 7th grade and the other 3rd grade. The boys loveeeeeeee them!!! So, about these friends... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Antlers from the wedding photo attached. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Why cant all school teachers look more like Cheach? I'm sure the PTO would be more popular and the fathers would be more than willing to have a meeting with the teacher. And imagine all the little boys trying to get spankings. Should make them progressively hotter... motivation to pass this grade and move up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Why cant all school teachers look more like Cheach? I'm sure the PTO would be more popular and the fathers would be more than willing to have a meeting with the teacher. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. She can get a TABC liscense at 18. . . . But she won't make you any cookies either. Thats what I said... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Here. That should clear it all up. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Psswha - That was the first class - she is extremely proficient. Next year, she turns 18, and she can get me beer too. What timeframe next year? I might have to go back to the motherland for a visit. She can get you beer now, she just can't consume it or get a TABC license yet. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Hows she with sammiches? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Must have a tv above the oven and a laptop on the counter. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Bring it on... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Cutaway on jump 3...... You got me beat didnt have mine till jump 23 Damn, I'm really slacking... No cutaways yet... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    1 cat? Hell no, there are THREE. Though I imagine that in a few years we'll be down to 1. The older ones are around 10 years old now. That was my way of suggesting you get a dog
  24. theonlyski
    Thanks! sadly, he's at work The official honeymoon will likely come over Christmas
  25. theonlyski
    I have a couple of those walmart wipes. All that is needed is a couple long hot breaths and wipe. You're pretty proud of the ability to get the job done after a few hot breaths and a couple wipes... aren't ya? Hey, I'm cheap. Thats what she said. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message