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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Anyone ever seen a main handle with velcro attachment?
theonlyski replied to mtrager23's topic in Gear and Rigging
Velcro wears things down, you know that... it might take a few hundred jumps to notice, and a few hundred more to make any difference, but it DOES. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Let me know when you're getting closer to coming down, I'll get you in contact with her. Though, don't really need to warn her, you could easily show up to manifest and ask for her, they will square you away.
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I've lived here for a year now, you think this is hot and humid, try Houston out... (or some places in Iraq). I'll take this any day of the week. I'm also getting my PPL down here, sure, it's a little bumpy, but hey, it's nothing to whine about, at least in the plane, if I don't like the landing approach, I can do a go-around. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I know for a fact that Annemarie at Z-hills would find you someone to jump with, if not jumping with her (sometimes her groups get somewhat large so they try to split them up between organizers). I've been on dozens of jumps with people who just got their A-license, she tailors the jumps and the slots to the experience levels of the people jumping. Don't worry about screwing it up "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If it's a repair on the deployment system that was already installed, that's one thing, but adding components and modifying the deployment method is a modification. (as Rob and MEL have stated) Sewing a BOC pouch on and changing the bridle/pc over isn't rocket surgery, but it is a legality thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Same as it is most the rest of the year... Perfect "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It doesn't have a BOC pouch? You'll probably need to get a master rigger to perform the modification or send it into Mirage. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Pretty sick and twisted, I mean, you ever see the chick hes bangin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
I don't believe there is a 'canopy endorsement', however I'm positive if you want to get it filled out, the USPA is behind you 100%. You just don't have to send it in for your license (or at all for that matter). -
Have you ever slept with a redhead? v. Thursday morning humor
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Ain't that the truth?!?! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
B-License Canopy Control Proficency Card
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in Safety and Training
I think it's a good plan, just gotta see how it gets implemented. Also, who's authorized to be a 'verifying official'? The card says it has to be a S&TA who must verify the training and only they can endorse the card... but the DZ is responsible for verifying the S&TA and verifying officials' qualifications. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
it has little to do with time saving (for me) and more to do with getting away from retarded drivers. BTW I break ZERO laws when riding, stationary splitting is not illegal But it IS here... I've never been to Australia, so I cannot comment on the driving there, but here in Florida, it IS illegal and that's where I'm pissed off at. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Maybe its the blatant disregard for some of the simplest of laws to obey, just to save a few mins? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, sumbitch... figures there is a law about that. I retract my previous statement. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It's illegal here. http://laws.flrules.org/files/Ch_2003-092.pdf: So, yeah, maybe I am a bit angry at them, but they're the ones breaking the law, then preaching to look for them, when they're driving where they shouldn't be. They think they're above the law because they can fit between two cars and skip ahead. ETA: It IS a criminal activity.... Lawyered. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Heh, only feeding DSE's mental image of you 'taking' things "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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You mean the one that was a result of broken stitching that was identified and put on alert for riggers as well as changing the manufacturing process to help try to prevent it? Also, the Skyhook didn't do that, the Collins lanyard did. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Is that the Nazi RED sox or the Nazi WHITE sox? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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If you found a bank bag full of money, would you return it to the bank?
theonlyski replied to JohnRich's topic in The Bonfire
Live and let live. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I would think that many different changes would open up many different problems. Complexity in rigging/packing/deployment could end up killing more people than a reserve horseshoe. Matter of fact, when was the last instance (I haven't heard of any) of someone dying because of a horseshoe on their reserve? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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So they get a pass to skip their turn in traffic because they got 2 wheels instead of 4? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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And they will blame the other guy for not sharing the road and not looking twice for motorcycles. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Nope, but is it too much to ask for someone to follow the rules of the road? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Can't tell you how many times I have wished I could open my door in time... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message