MrTool

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  1. I've been busy checking your IP address. Ruh roh.
  2. I'm not, I'm with you brother. Essentially what you are trying to say is if you end up going home with some chick and you are drunk off your ass and your buddy offers you a viagra you should take it. Because it is super embarassing not being able to get your dick hard and the odds of ever getting a second chance with that chick are slim and none. See, I'm following you brother.
  3. Some of the cities best crack flows through town during the month of November. PM me for which street corners have the best deals.
  4. They do that because it is obvious to them you have built up a tolerance to pepper spray.
  5. Tsk tsk tsk. You were onto something when you deleted the original poll.
  6. Holy fuck. Who are you and where have you been my whole life?
  7. The ads we all see are directly proportionate to the homosexual signals the person on the other side of the computer emits.
  8. MrTool

    Porn joke..

    That is just one of many things he has blown.
  9. I just edited a post 5 fucking times because I couldnt figure it out, Well, which fucking one is it???
  10. Come on fuckers. Someone clue me in. I want to be part of the club. Search funk a rather interesting poster that was un-invited to the party Damn. Now that is one fucker I want to meet. Does he have a history of putting penis' in his mouth? I'm betting he does.
  11. Come on fuckers. Someone clue me in. I want to be part of the club.
  12. Ok. That post made absolutely no sense at all. This thread now officially sucks. Next.
  13. Careful, I kick really hard. Wasnt talking to you. I was talking to sexy boy KJ. Come on, 8000 posts and you cant follow the flow of conversation around here?
  14. Your avatar leads me to believe you have done that waaaay more than once.
  15. I'm not following you guys. Care dialing this newbie into your dropzone.com code yo?
  16. Hey man look at it this way, at least you still have your wife for moral support and your job to keep you busy. Now just be careful out there, the last thing you want is to bust yourself up skydiving during these difficult times. It could be worse man. Cheer up buckaroo.
  17. Actually, the name is attributed to my extra large member. If you think it is at all a reflection of my personality or who I am in general you are gravely mistaken. I am not a douchebag. I am actually the coolest guy on my dropzone. I know all the hot chicks would agree with that.
  18. Yeah, you're right. I completely misunderstood the thread title. For a second there I thought it said "Motorcycles w/no helmets" What the hell was I thinking?
  19. It doesnt matter what you do or don't give a damn about. It is easier just to agree with everything I say, trust me. The sooner you understand that the better off you will be.
  20. Guess I didn't title it very well! There. I fixed it for you
  21. Why are you apologizing? If they arent interested then they shouldnt open the thread. Your title is very clear. Come on man, grow a pair.
  22. Yes, there is. Stupid by your view, but the same line may be used for skydiving, for example. "There is not one valid argument for jumping out of an airplane." Freedom. Choice. Being an adult. All valid. All representative of what a motorcycle stands for in some circles. There isn't one valid argument that should allow you nor anyone else, to remove my ability to choose. Regardless of whether *you* or even a majority of society thinks I'm making a "stupid" choice. Camel/nose/tent? Based on your argument all "adults" should be able to own a gun, drive 125 mph, and drink at the age of 18 (afterall, an 18 year old is an adult), that is not the case because the human population is inherently "stupid" and such rules have been put in place to protect the inherently "stupid" part of the population. The part of the population that has common sense doesnt need to rely on these laws because they know the difference between a smart decision, and an idiotic one. I guess we now know what section of the adult population you fall into dont we? Oh, and btw - the states that do not have helmet laws have a large percentage of the adult population you belong too. Sector 7 has determined that a much needed thinning of the herd has to take place. Hence the lack of helmet laws in those locations.
  23. Yes. Nope. But if you want to be an even bigger idiot go right ahead. Sometimes the government needs to step in to protect those that are unable to protect themselves. There is not one valid argument for not wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle. Plain and simple it is a stupid decision. Why do you think the organ donor waiting list is longer in states that do not have helmet laws? That should tell you something. Wait, I stand corrected. Some are just too cool to wear a helmet. So, I guess there is at least one valid argument against helmets.