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  1. missbrz
    "Thanks for letting me fall asleep on you." "Thanks for mysteriously disappearing at the right time."
  2. missbrz
    "Sorry we stole/broke your golf cart." "Thanks for the Jello shots" "Thanks for not hiding my clothes." "Thanks for keeping me awake when I might have had a concussion."
  3. missbrz
    "Sorry I was such a downer last night." "Sorry I threw up on you last night." "Sorry I encouraged you to do stupid things."
  4. missbrz
    VERY much so. also for the list: "I'm sorry I woke you way before the jumping started." "I'm sorry I didn't wake you when the jumping started."
  5. missbrz
    "Sorry you had to drag my drunk ass to my tent." "Sorry you saw my ass." or for some of the more attractive boogie goers... "Sorry you missed seeing my ass." "Sorry I indirectly contributed to you getting a concussion last night"
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    OMG Hi Bethany
  7. missbrz
    That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen...
  8. missbrz
    You and your fancy chocolates. You sure know how to work me! hey hey you two keep your personal sexy time outta my thread "being skymama" isn't something all of us can achieve.
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    OH MY GOD.... I can't believe this... I actually agree with shah... on something about women... dear lord is the world ending??? Points 1,2,4,5,6, and 7 are all actually pretty good points. on 3 I'd only really care if there are stains and rips all over them. Kinda gross then. If you let your boys sit in something like that, you probably don't take care of your boys in other ways either. If you don't care about them, why should I? tightie whities, boxers, briefs doesnt make a big difference to me but it might for some girls. on 8, I'm down with the cuddling for a little bit but please don't talk about my feelings... now if we're talking about gettin' a sammich that's a different story...
  10. missbrz
    I don't have a sister, I wouldn't know
  11. missbrz
    lol that's not quite what I said. If you can't tell from the sounds I'm making and my facial expressions and my actions if I'm having fun with you, then you're doing it wrong or I'm not having fun, which also means you're doing it wrong. If you actually NEED to ask to figure it out then we are obviously not on the same page and probably not having good sex. Though I will also caveat that with, if she's just lying there starfishing you, then it's her own damn fault if the sex is bad.
  12. missbrz
    There's no way I covered it all. I could add several more things to that list. But they all seemed a little to specific to just myself and I figured other girls might like some of that. I'd hate for some guy to stop doing something if his girl loves it just b/c I dont...
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    That's actually kinda sad but very true. Sure I could tell you what I like but you do that for another girl and she may hate it. So knowing that isnt helpful if you're trying to generalize to other women. But for the most part women don't like a lot of the same things so knowing that is more helpful.
  14. missbrz
    lol Well since you asked... BAD things: 1) not bringing enough condoms. especially if you're expecting sex. Just cause you got yours in one go doesnt mean we dont need another round to get ours. that brings us to... 2) not caring if we get ours. Yeah, you have to work a little harder but its appreciated. 3) asking "are you ok?" "is this good for you?" "are you alright?" "are you enjoying it?" "does is feel good?" "are you having fun?" over and over and over and over and over again. asking every now and then is fine and even a good thing. But if its practically every thrust just shut up and fuck me already. If you can't tell if I like it, you're doing something wrong.
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    so I just kept reading and read your sig line still thinking about sex: "I will never be so skilled or experienced at this activity that I can not die while doing it."
  16. missbrz
    Agree 100%.. Condoms only exist for 2 reasons: 1 - preventing the man from spreading his inferior genes 2 - preventing the man from spreading his diseases Either way, I am in no way inclined to deliberately remove it in the manner you describe!!! Im in agreement with the rest of the girls here. Apparently the ladies are all together on this one. I will admit that I am now curious to see if I could, but would never try b/c it defeats the point of using the condom. Iif the condom wasnt necessary for the two functions mentioned above, I might try it... But if its not necessary, I wouldnt be using one, so it seems silly to put one on just to take it off...
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    Like you weren't doing that already. Yeah, right. no before I thought about sex only PART of the time. Now I'll be thinking about it the WHOLE time
  18. missbrz
    Ouch, don't say that too loud. You may not get a date for months if the word gets out. Also, make sure you enter the course at the right gate. btw I'm never going to be able to judge another swoop comp without thinking about sex the entire time. thanks guys
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    question for the BOD or perhaps a suggestion... Most of the objections seem to be against taking away the jump numbers of AFF-I's. However, I think AFF-I training in the tunnel can teach people important skills that they don't always learn from just getting their minimum free fall time (for instance if its all spent wing suiting or doing rodeos or short delay hop n pops). What if the requirements were changed to be 500 jump minimum without the possibility of getting out of that if they have been an instructor for at least a year? Then you could adopt the tunnel time switch and still have the jump numbers that seem to be majority rule. (For the record I personally think the tunnel should only count if its AFF-I training specific tunnel time.) Just a thought.
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    I'll probably get flamed for this BUT I think it would be ok if they stipulated the tunnel time had to be on AFF-I skills. I know some wanna-be AFF-I jumpers pad their free fall time with wing suiting. I'm sorry but I'd rather have an AFF-I with 5 hours of any free fall and 1 hour in a tunnel learning how to flip and stabliize students than one with 5 hours of any free fall and 1 extra hour of pure wing suit jumps. Just because someone has 6 hours of free fall does not mean that they have the skills that everyone here is saying is necessary to be an AFF-I. They could have gotten it 5 seconds at a time doing hop-n-pops even. I do agree that tunnel is NOT a substitute for real jumping. I also agree that tunnel does NOT prepare you for all situations in AFF. And it does NOT give you knowledge of spotting, aircraft procedures, or any of that. I also dont think it should be accepted if it's just any kind of tunnel time. BUT I still think the tunnel can be a useful tool in training good instructors.
  21. missbrz
    ooo that brings up a whole new question: tile floors? landing strip? au naturale? What about a clear swooping pond ... what you need gates to tell you where to go?
  22. missbrz
    somebody has to buy it for the rest of us That's what noobs are for. STFU Bytch! He's still a tourist! hey! even us "tourists" know how to get free booze!
  23. missbrz
    somebody has to buy it for the rest of us
  24. missbrz
    Just ask If anyone gets upset with you for not being amazing at 38 jumps, they're a dick and you probably don't want to jump with them anyway. I did three jumps today. All three had 1-2 people with sub 70 jumps. We didn't turn a single point. I had a blast and helped them learn something. The good jumpers wont mind you "messing up a jump" as long as they know you're learning. Be up front about your abilities so they can plan an appropriate dive and just do your best. If they jump goes to shit, have fun and listen to their advice to do better next time. Remember this sport is about having fun so just do that.
  25. missbrz
    sounds awesome... but when is it?