missbrz
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... ok I don't understand this. I mean men flinch if you get too close to their family jewels if its not sexy time. You get within a foot of the boys down under without clear intent for play and you all cringe and cover up. so please tell me. what on god's green earth possessed you to take a sharp object to your dangly bits whilst intoxicated??? I've never once thought "know what's a good idea? alcohol, razors and my cooch. sounds like fun!"
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hahaha. Well your Bob Wills http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvX8MijgeW8 What I'm looking for in Bob Wills http://soundcloud.com/uncle-griff/bob-wills-and-his-texas slightly different and finding that Bob Wills electro mix was a bit difficult. but it was good so thanks for the lead.
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lol it mixes swing music from teh 1920's-1950's with techno Best of the old with a new beat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=njWRDRb9ZG4&NR=1
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I've recently discovered the music genre of electro swing and am totally obsessed with it. Anybody out there listen to it? And what do you recommend to jump deeper into the genre?
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You know you're a skydiver when....
missbrz replied to alexafox's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Or you freak out b/c you dont have chest straps or leg straps. -
Vegemite is AWESOME Albeit it is an acquired taste : Vegemite is disgusting! The only thing it's good for is getting a hot Aussie to lick it off your fingers.
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Hey now. dont hate liquid lunches are fine but skymama wanted edibles
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silly boy. side dishes are supposed to be edible. therefore the best side dish is jello shots :P margarita jello shots if you want tho. but to skymama, I love broccoli salad. So tasty!
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sadly I'm here too this weekend... High: adopting a new kitten who has stolen my heart Low: sadly the same as Ian's. While shopping for kitten supplies, I found out that he had hooked in.
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I motorboated her first thank you very much. Paved the way for yours. I think I deserve credit for the assist
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If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it? Doggie style and you can both watch the game. My point exactly! and you can both drink a beer still! What's wrong with sex and football or whatever sport you fancy.
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If he is in bed with Operah than i guess yes. But why would you ever want to climb that pile of humanity just to stick your flag in? I mean they say you an't rape the willing but...when it comes to her....i aint willing! really? you'd probably have a new Ferrari waiting outside or a new iPad waiting under your bed or something when you were done...
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BWAHAHAHAHA! those ONLY work because of your accent! unfair advantage if you ask me
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How does one go about qualifying as a judge? Having sex with a swoop competitor is a good start. damn it! I skipped that step. I feel like I missed out! But to DocPop, just come to one of FLCPA's swoop comps & we'll start your training! It's that easy. Al mentioned you can talk to him or Eric but he forgot to mention me (thanks Al )
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If the girl wants sex during the game then she automatically qualifies as being bad in bed even if she still lets you watch it?
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hand her a sugar packet that says "sugar" on it and say "you dropped your name tag" how do you like your eggs? scrambled, over easy or fertilized Your legs must be tired, you've been running through my head all day/night.
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Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! bwahahaha! well i hope not since its on my kindle. that would be bad if it got sticky...
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Apparently I should just make my profile pic a pic of my rack. Wouldn't that be easier? be careful with that. I did that and suddenly I got a lot of PM's and friend requests. It was such a weird coincidence...
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*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages
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He does not peel strawberries. His strawberries for his oatmeal magically appear in a little storage container for him every morning by his strawberry fairy, and she doesn't peel them. omg I want a strawberry fairy! where can I get one?
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... you peel strawberries?
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fun jumping at the farm june 14 thru 17
missbrz replied to keithbar's topic in Events & Places to Jump
i'm pretty sure there will be. I know we had fun jumpers going during the last FLCPA comp and Cyndi said there are tandems scheduled. Plus the last day of the comp is Saturday so definitely on Sunday You should be fine. -
you forgot bananas and kiwis
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you could always revive the glory thread...
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Convenience store dude and his wife are my new heroes. I love the whole "pull the dude's pants down and wail on his ass" strategy. My favorite is "Soon after his wife, Bi Liang, and a customer came in and helped him subdue the suspect until police arrived." Subdue apparently means kick in the head Glad they're not getting in trouble for defending themselves.