LuckyMcSwervy

Anyone already dying for the weekend??? I just bought a ticket to Tampa so I can go to Z-Hills this weekend. Yay!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Are you coming to NJ to run around in thongs? Always be kinder than you feel.

This post is worthless without pictures. Always be kinder than you feel.

Always be kinder than you feel.

Don't say that. You're just feeling a little jealous right now. Since I said she was pretty, you are worried about the competition. It's ok you can admit it. You must be feeling better or the percocets are really, really strong. Your confidence is coming back! Always be kinder than you feel.

Exactly!! He think he's the king of his castle and woman should be at his whim. He thinks he's John fucking Gotti or something like that. Always be kinder than you feel.

He's 38 and he's cute. But.... he wouldn't "let" you skydive. Always be kinder than you feel.

So the male flight attendant's neck was REALLY sore at the end of that flight, huh? Did you get extra "nuts"?? Always be kinder than you feel.

Hey, I need a new gear bag!! What do I need to do? Hee heee I need a container and a helmet HAH! Ms McSwervy, you have started something here... So far, there are orders for for a gear bag, a Neptune 3, a container and a helmet (and not some some old Pro-Tec, mind you!) Looks like you will be out of some cash shortly, attending to your requestees! But you sure will have a Cheshire cat satisfied smile on your face! Anybody else need any new gear? (Runs and takes cover behind bar fridge) Gear bag = a really, really good backrub. I'm a total sucker for a massage. Container & a Helmet - Well, I can't help you there but I do have a wealthy & single younger brother. Who needed the new Neptune? Hmm... That's worth 2 backrubs. The good ones. Always be kinder than you feel.

I would never marry any woman who played that game. Well, I must admit it started as a joke that we heard on the radio. Those who live in NJ and may have listened to Dennis & Judy on 101.5 may have heard Judy's "sex for boots" discussions. It kinda snowballed from there. As a fun little joke. Always be kinder than you feel.

"I am issuing you a ticket for going 36 on a double D zone" Please stop rifling through my lingerie drawers! And no ticket was involved. My Dad was his Lieutenant. Always be kinder than you feel.

Hey, I need a new gear bag!! What do I need to do? dude you don't know that one?? its like magic fucking magic !!! step 1 you engage in a proper fucking session step 2 you readily take a nap step 3 you wake up to her trying on new a matching purse and boots and your wallet is missing a card and/or all of the cash step 4 repeat step 5 go build a fucking aircraft hanger out in the yard to accomodate the 600 pairs of shoes 960 pairs of boots and 8,000 matching bags/purses or you can sit around and beat off without them...pick your poison Wow, that's almost right on the money. Except..... your man has to come with you to make sure there's a pit stop at Vistoria's Secret so they can pick out another little outfit for the next round... It's a vicious cycle, that "sex for boots" thing.

May I suggest the old "Sex for Coach bags and boots" game? And this game is only if you're committed/engaged or married.

Deedy - I bet the shorts falling down was Skittles way of baiting chicks..... Always be kinder than you feel.

Good to see you back on here, TP. And I always sit in 1st and hope the hot dudes sit up there, too. Always be kinder than you feel.

"Will you marry me?" Yeah, that was a fucking joke. Always be kinder than you feel.

Depends who is givin' em to ya!! Always be kinder than you feel.

You could always shave.... The long hair on my head, sweetie! Someone's mind is in the gutter!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I would've totally turned around and puked on them. I have such a weak stomach and that diaper stench is one of the worst things that set me off. That's so fucking rude of them. I bet it brought back "fond" memories of rides to altitude, huh? :: insert puking icon here :: Always be kinder than you feel.

I love the kind of hugs where the guy is about 4or 5 inches taller than me so my arms fit right under or right over their shoulders, so we fit really well. And hopefully he's athletically built because the nice shoulders going down to a great waist is nice to rub. And if they're wearing a chunky metal watch (which hopefully doesn't get snagged in my hair ), have awesome forearms and smell absolutely yummy..... oh yeah... and when they squeeze you.... not the "let me press your boobs up against me" kinda hug, but the pressing their whole body against you hug, where you can feel their body heat....... that's the kind of hug I love!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

God, seeing your name in this forum with "Blue Skies" is unreal. I can't believe I'll never see your mischievously smiling face or hear your voice again. It still hasn't set in to my brain that this is for real. I can't believe I had to bag the FL trip. What I wouldn't give to be able to have been there with you and all of our friends one last time before you had to go. Our last conversation was funny as hell and I'll never forget it. Nothing like talking about I-95 truck stop methmouth hookers, old men serial killers driving down to FL looking for love, stealing their social security money for jump tickets and telling me that I'm not a good girl because only a bad girl would jump out of airplanes and that I would get "badder" on the FL trip. You funny boy! I'll always remember you and Adam at the DZ causing fuckery. I loved it. I don't have the heart to take that phone sex number out of Walter's cell phone number in my address book. That was fucking brilliant. And you evaded your pieing. LOL. You said you would make sure you got me, too. LOL. When the time comes I hope you're right there in spirit........ Fly free, brother. Please watch over all of us. Blue Skies, Dan Kulpa. We love you! Always be kinder than you feel.

So you must know my ex-husband. Always be kinder than you feel.

That 'Happiest Place On Earth' saying is bullshit, huh? Always be kinder than you feel.

Ohhh... I reread that this morning and realize it may have come out the wrong way. I mean it doesn't matter for Chris. For me, it does matter. Only dudes. Always be kinder than you feel.

I did not see him specify the gender of the person. Doesn't matter. Always be kinder than you feel.